Ennuietta

costar once said “allow yourself to disappoint someone” and when i get upset i think hell yeah i got this and try to everyday

id like to thank misogyny for hurting us all

i swear 2 whomst ever ill never have expectations again

valid

*the analysis above is free*

had a long day at the vinegar drinking factory

practicing alcoholics 🤝 us gov

killing people because they can’t function

priceless

wait thats not the commercial™️

18th and R next, Queen? Tonite Queen?

non function. non. func. tion.

i tend to be in love with the people i put on my lock screen. so i put a picture of myself on it to show people that denial and narcissism require actionable insights.

doc: we got the “hungus” out of ya im sure you can imagine what happens next

me: *gestures* i fix the cable?

doc: don’t be fatuous, ennuietta! these references are permanent as the estrogen is at max effect!

me: can we at least skip the cleft bit because its 2025?

doc: OH ENNUIETTA HAHAH-

representation is so important

triple cheeseburger, fries, ketchup, vinegar bottle for hydration

WTF IS A KILOCALORIE 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

ALL THE ADDED PROTECTION MIGHT JUST COST YOU YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES SENSE RIGHT??

started to bring roadie vitals to my bike polo game, chamois/liner and chamois cream has been great for tournaments

Life is fuck.

“fountains are so peaceful” as i realize they are just an escape from my tinnitus

people wearing their banana swag in dc is just an illusion to the current bill in front of the senate or something

the average person lives on the bleeding-edge of ignorance

too early to be regular to late to make a difference

its 4 am and costar is being judgmental

a plague on any establishment that asks what size you would like after ordering a cappuccino

a trans woman stares out the window of a train a small graphic says “On my way 2 DAMES” with a white heart.

alright, alright, i will join in.

heading up to nyc for DAMES.
one of bike polo’s major #wtfnb #flinta tourneys.

#transontrains

duo streak has me feeling like im in college again everything turned in at 11:59

Haha, garlic is the best, unless? 😳👉👈

time to focus, which means blowing my mind out on legal stimulants so I can be a cog in the wheel of a melting system while i do not exist as a legal concept and i try not to cry because life is dark and i don’t wanna die, tgit! *violently throws up*

shout out to bluesky for time stamps, it makes those 3 am skeets eligible to stay forever

i still boy mode at work, i get home late, and see my tits are coming in great under my t-shirt

i often forget to simply ride a bike, which helped to make today beautiful

its always bike this, bike that, bike polo, never just, did you ride a bike today?

Quitting zyn feels like reintegration in #severance