George

Screenshot of Bsky trending topics showing “LEGO Tariffs”

A key LEGO plot point from the LEGO trade blockade in LEGO Star Wars Episode I.

Do u mean to tell me that congestive heart failure is the one chance we have to save America

They saw this and said "it hasn't worked" 😭

Katie has been shaping my behavior with ABA this whole time and I'm surprised it took me 5 years but I'm not mad.

Heat wave is over. I bet trump made Desantis turn the outside A/C on.

I just spent 2 days looking for our 6 person tent so I could sell it... only to finally remember that we already sold it 2 months ago.

My memory is shot, dude.

Onomatopoeia

I just found out that my tiktok never deleted ? I have all of my voice progression videos

There are mountain bike trails and a paved trail. Just like, in the middle of one of the most beautiful parts of Florida.

Map of Prairie Creek Conservation Cemetery

Yesterday was weird.

My mom and I visited her future cemetery. You can only use biodegradable materials for the burial and any plants you use to mark the gravesite have to be native to this county.

Bro why does your truck sound like that? We're doing 35mph

We're gonna leave MAGA in the dust when we move on from pronouns to verbs and prepositions.

Vote her, him, and them out.

Omg not the trans stuff 😭😭😭 don't get them started or they'll be louder than their trucks running a yellow

Incoming text message reads: Hey George, talked to _____ the other day and he said you were withdrawing from SUP. I understand that there was something said that cause discomfort, and I'm sorry if that was the case. I appreciate all you have done to help with the program, and hope I didn't do or say anything personally that made you uncomfortable. Also sorry I didn't include you more in the decision making part of coaching. I wish you all the best and if you decide you would like to help out again next season, we would love to have you. Sincerely, [Other coach] 11:55 AM

I had to quit coaching paddleboard because the other coach's transphobic micro aggressions were starting to distract parents from the athletes. Here's him covering his ass:

u went into their home and then u put this in the newspaper. can they get some privacy

South Park omg 😂

Me (George) with a broken foot in a boot standing in front of some art

Me standing in front of the same art and ahhhhhhh I look like I feel dude it's insane 😭😭😭

2024 vs 2025

2 years on t this week, hooray!

sorry I keep replying to your shit today, you're funny af
The crack was wack so they took the whole ceiling back. The hole's full of poles but it ain't a score like goals is. Wiring hang down like dingaling over the TV screen, curtain to the window pane, hide your face in shame, cracks the 1 2 blame

Marjorie Trailer Queen

Y'all remember when they burned their Nikes 😂

Get out of my country or I'll kneel during the anthem.

a woman is dancing in a living room with the words love is a battlefield written above her . Alt: Alt text for this was insufficient so I added context: The loveliest woman of all time, Jennifer Garner, dancing around with other girls singing "love is a battlefield" and having the time of her life and acting her a$$ off on the set of 13 going on 30.

I also hope you pictured this scene, and if not, I hope you have a sec so can just adore Jennifer Garner in this gif.

We are old. Back ache to back ache we stand. Work is a battlefield.

(Please sing this to the right tune or I'll simply keel over and expire)

Imo, journaling is done best when it rhymes or has cadence. Also, idk if you were ever into Doctor Who but this is like the first season with Matt Smith (and Amy Pond 😩💕)

We may be smarter than the fascists, but right now we're just surviving them. I'm ready for the brain stuff to kick in and help the situation a lot more than it is.

Sick tip on the lentils, though. I'm definitely taking notes.

Hide your face and fucking weep

Woah! You too?!

Sean Duffy will build a nuclear reactor on the fuckin moon before the Epstein files are released.

I sent two gifs to my therapist, the first is Dobby the house elf from Harry Potter, okay fine, f j.k., bad taste on my end, whatever. The text reads "Master has given Dobby a sock..." Next gif is also Dobby, text reads "Dobby is free" The text message I received from my therapist reads "hi George! How are you feeling?" :(

I really like my therapist, but I don't think she thinks I'm funny 😩

US links $1.9 billion in state disaster funds to Israel boycott stance The Trump administration said states and cities will not receive funding to prepare for natural disasters if they choose to boycott Israeli companies, according to an agency statement.

The Trump administration will deny emergency preparedness funds to cities and states boycotting Israel, which is heinous but unsurprising. The Trump admin literally wants its political enemies to die.

The American Jewish Committee supports the Trump admin’s policy. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...