Josh Scanlan

Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.

[P] Reuters is quoting two anonymous but verified sources that Air Force One was forced to turn around because President Trump somehow managed to eat a bunch of rope and clogged the airplane toilet with the rope and now he's tied to the toilet because a bunch of the rope is still inside his butt

This is why Molly is not allowed to do tours.

While puny mortals may toil away in their Pizza Palaces, Omelette Headquarters, and Nacho Fortresses, behold! The Pizza Supreme Being!

Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.

Blue sky, with a smokestack, water tower, and tree on the edges of the photo. What you see if you look up while sitting on the terrasse of a very good brewery.

If you’re in Montreal and seeing this then chances are it’s a pretty good day.

Capt: Pike (SNW)
1st: Riker (TNG)
Science: J. Dax (DS9)
Doc: Phlox (ENT)
Sec/Spy: Garak (DS9)
Eng: Reno (DIS)
Helm: Sulu (TOS)

A model Flying Santa Claus Christmas Village in front of a food a draft menu

Christmas in July, Montreal-style care of Mellön Brasserie

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

The 4th of July in 2025 feels like throwing a birthday party for your fuck-up cousin.

“How bout we have Bud here on the mandolin sing us some Willie Nelson?”

this document is unhinged. 🦝

Nobody stands on top of things like goats stand on top of things.

Some cool cars to be seen at Petaluma’s Salute to American Graffiti festival!

Meanwhile, in Petaluma: goslings!

Can we get a Cordelia Cupp and Benoit Blanc team-up mystery immediately?

Today I saw a baby goat head butt a rabbit at the Petaluma Butter & Egg Festival and everything feels better.

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

TikTok was never going anywhere. The TikTok creator gave millions to Trump and they orchestrated this whole PR stunt just so Trump will be seen as a 'hero' to young people.
It was literally the Kidz Bop version of the Reichstag Fire

Arcade Fire, We #nowspinning

A sassy black cat that is definitely in charge

Beyoncé @ Cooperage Brewing, Santa Rosa CA #brewerycat

Mad at Meta? Don't Let Them Collect and Monetize Your Personal Data If you’re fed up with Meta right now, you’re not alone. Meta tracks you across millions of websites and apps and its business model relies on your data. If you want to limit Meta’s ability to collect ...

Many of us still have accounts with Meta's products for all sorts of reasons, and this is all good advice.

Smoke from fire at California lithium battery plant raises concerns about air quality A fire at the world’s largest battery storage plant in Northern California is smoldering after sending plumes of toxic smoke into the atmosphere.

There's a giant power plant of batteries on fire in California.

Listening to favorite bands on vinyl after vinyl night at Adobe Creek. This is the way.

One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

You can call out sick as a 48 yr old for whatever reason you damn well want.

Big win for Team Oxford Comma

Introduce yourself with four video games

When you’re in Vermont, you have a hand-pulled Heady Topper.