David “Handsome Dave” Bishop

I'm so glad I snapped one of those up before they sold out. Phew...

Literal first I've heard of it. Will rewatch High and Low in preparation.

I’ve been told (convincingly) that the State Farm part is a phishing scam and they are innocent bystanders.

Which is even worse for Twillory, tbh. Were they hacked? Or are they selling their customer info to scammers? One or the other.

Screenshot of an email with the subject State Farm Surprise! sent to my Twillory-specific email address.

So it looks like Twillory (which I haven't bought anything from in years) is either selling their customer list or they've been hacked. And State Farm is buying lists and spamming.

Just a heads up for y'all, do with that what you will.

I also own this shirt and it's one that I always get a ton of compliments on when I'm wearing it.

I told you, I was lonely and just wanted some human companionship. I wasn't going to steal any internal organs! Sheesh. You bring *one* surgical scalpel on a date...

A friend, joking: Remember, Jesus is coming soon!
Me: I dunno, He’s been gooning for so long he may have forgotten how…

I ended up having to unfollow a long-time friend because she just. kept. saying that.

The man predicted the future and he told you exactly how it was going to happen, too

I bet someone incredibly handsome and witty came up with this little edit. Probably a great lover as well. I just get those vibes.

I've said this before, but the recent genAI craze has absolutely turned me into the bad guys from I Robot, Bicentennial Man, etc. Those hunks of silicon aren't real people!

Johnny Five gets a pass because he was obviously brought to life by magic.

I didn't recognize him during the movie but was very happy for him once I looked him up afterwards.

I have also seen Psych a normal number of times.

OGs remember!

If the reason they are cracking down on immigrants is because they are violent criminals who mooch off society without contributing why are all the raids at farms and construction sites and Home Depot parking lots? 🤔

Stereogum is my source for that. They cover a wide variety genres and are a fairly constant source of me going "Oh wow, that's great" along with retrospectives on 10/20 year anniversaries of classic album releases. And I'm a subscriber so I can read along with their "Alternative Number Ones" column.

No, many aren't arguing, some specific Trump cultists are arguing, because they are bad people with bad faith arguments who shouldn't be validated by the goddamn Washington Post.

Yup! Those are often the gigs that people are angling for when they give big bucks to election campaigns. They can show up, get free housing, the permanent staff do all the real work, and they just go to parties and hobnob. Think 8-figure millionaires, not 9-figure, and you've never heard of them.

come work for ICE! everyone at every level of law enforcement holds you in contempt, your coworkers are so ashamed of their jobs they have to hide their faces and won’t tell their friends, and you might get shot at even more often than a cop while making less money than a cop!

Google Meet prompt that reads "Are you talking? Your mic is off. Click the mic to turn it on."

I won't say how I know this, but if you fart loudly enough during a video call that you see this prompt on your screen, a voice from beyond bellows "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED."

I know three people in my immediate circle who have COVID due to *other* people traveling unmasked. Turns Out™️ masking up on airplanes: still a good idea! 🫠

I believe in the concept of underrated, but not overrated. There’s such a fundamental difference between “I want you to see what I love in [X]” and “you are wrong to see anything you love in [X].”

“Welcome to Buy More, here’s a green vest. You’re responsible for returning shopping carts to the corral, rain or shine. You will assist customers with heavy purchases. And you’ll set corporate policy if masked goons attempt to abduct a customer. You get $12.50 an hour and a half-hour for lunch.”

Major retailers have effectively put their lot guys in charge of all decisions and responses to ICE raids at their locations.

Not CEOs, not VPs, or RVPs, or district managers, or store managers, or ASMs.

Lot guys.

Without clear decisions and instructions, they’re in charge by default.

One of very few games I've beaten multiple times, just so I could see different endings.

Naw man, I was assured that the Dems could have delivered us utopia by ignoring/overriding the Parliamentarian (somehow, magically) and didn't simply because they hate America. Surely the Republicans have the will-to-power that the Democrats lacked?

Yeah, he has a thread here: bsky.app/profile/akiv...

A huge portion of tonight's victory belongs to the women who spoke out against Cuomo, and I hope they're all celebrating.

The only national-level Democrats who endorsed him are Bill Clinton, Jim Clyburn, Michael Bloomberg, and James Carville. One sitting congressperson and three has-beens no one respects. The national party made no donations or collective endorsements. What even are you talking about, sir?

"Sc"? Sigh. Edit button when?

Screenshot showing the idiot is a Jesse Singal follower.

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