*h₂nérrrrd

what is up Satan's ass? He's always trying to fuck us up, the dick-licker!

Joe on X: "JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes" / X JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

x.com/JoeCoyne9/st...

that's a nice idea from an efficiency standpoint but I love that my seven-day ring is a hetpagon because I think there need to be more heptagons in my life

To char Ian

found out you unwittingly killed your father and slept with your mother?

wow, that is a fantastic hedge

it's just stubbornness at this point keeping me caffeine-free four days a week, but I got the kids to daycare this morning without it, so

I include myself (I have caffeine Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays)

people like their stimulants

YouTube video by TomMannCenturia How do you sleep at night?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO0J...

Alt text: Number of times the Wikipedia entry about the ship of Theseus has been edited since it was published in 2003: 2,052

Number of sentences from the original entry that remain today: 0

source: Harper's research

He answered, “Heave me overboard, and the sea will calm down for you; for I know that this terrible storm came upon you on my account.”

I relate to Jonah very personally because I too would like to be thrown overboard whenever I mildly inconvenience someone

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Kate Bushrod Washington

If you mash the audio example buttons on the wikipedia page for the IPA vowel sounds you can create a choir of mildly disgusted men

should have said "qua sine qua non"

je ne sais quoi as sine qua non

stagflation, or mpreg,,,

is "bus stop" a noun or is "stop standing" a verb

someone talking to Casey once gave me a dirty look my brain recognized as that of a man irritated to see another man taller than he is (my older brother is taller than me so I was fortunately inoculated against this early and often, for my part) and then later I found out it had been Franzen

I miss the long-demolished cheap seats in town where I saw that in the theater for $1.75

American Pie!

my trick to do it slightly less frequently is to do it eight days at a time (seven-pill dispenser in the shape a ring, eighth and current day goes in the hole in the middle). This does require a brain that doesn't care for a single day of the week to do it on, as the day constantly changes

I also can't tell what that implies about the skin of regular grizzly bears

I feel like I keep quoting that at you, and I'll stop the second it becomes irrelevant

"Burton will tell us about his most recent lapse, and the lapse he has planned for August, which should take him to Rio de Janeiro."

*stares into middle distance for a while*

or Steven Weber!

Dad was a hoarder of furniture and pinball machines and model trains. Mere acquisitiveness of money has many, many problems, but the hoarding metaphor breaks down some with abstract resources (or I'm in trouble for my PDF collection)