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@miraphorism.bsky.social

a menace and a magpie. queer. fandom, libraries, law, and miscellany. I say fuck a lot. I am 30 or 40 years old etc. not a professional acct by any stretch of the imagination.

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Tommy Wiseau as Wrath in "The Whroom"

05.08.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Set of five swans that all represent different tiers at Samantha Mash's Patreon starting with the Blush Swan, Amber Swan, Pearl Swan, Cerise, Swan, and ending with the Onyx Swan

Set of five swans that all represent different tiers at Samantha Mash's Patreon starting with the Blush Swan, Amber Swan, Pearl Swan, Cerise, Swan, and ending with the Onyx Swan

Just wanted to remind folks I have a Patreon! I haven't really been as focused on advertising it as I have in the past, in part it just honestly feels silly sometimes when we live in the world we live

However funds are tight and Patreon helps me stay afloat right now
www.patreon.com/samanthamash

05.08.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pa. State Museum closes Native American exhibit, returns 1000s of artifacts under federal law Tens of thousands of sacred objects, artifacts, funerary objects, and human remains are being processed by the Pennsylvania Historical and Museum Commission to comply with the Native American Graves P...

The Pennsylvania State Museum has closed its Native American exhibit and will return thousands of artifacts and ancestral remains.
The museum has some 908 individual Native remains and 79,628 funerary objectsย in its "collection."
www.pennlive.com/news/2025/08...

05.08.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

sorry i referred to your baby as "a type of yลkai"

05.08.2025 05:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 251    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I love to come in and immediately see two upsetting emails

05.08.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, what the fuck is outlander blood of my blood

05.08.2025 02:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But it was innovating with the use of Technicolor in its day!" Yes and that was art enhanced with film technology that required skilled post-processing, not whatever the fuck tasteless garbage I saw last week.

04.08.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still mortally offended when I remember that garbage ai sloppified Wizard of Oz image

04.08.2025 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A big wide angle view of a pasture that is hopelessly empty and boring except for a small cow at a small table with tools on it in the middle of the bottom of the frame. The cow, table, tools, and barn behind it are a consistent art style, while the added silos, landscape, and clouds surrounding the tiny focus of the image appear to be a slightly different and worse art style.

A big wide angle view of a pasture that is hopelessly empty and boring except for a small cow at a small table with tools on it in the middle of the bottom of the frame. The cow, table, tools, and barn behind it are a consistent art style, while the added silos, landscape, and clouds surrounding the tiny focus of the image appear to be a slightly different and worse art style.

finally got my tickets to see cow tools at the sphere

04.08.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1911    ๐Ÿ” 386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

also facilities is probably going to have kittens that they put a hole in the door

04.08.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bought a fancy sage and brass command hook for one of my people bc they have a wreath on their door with a cheap push pin and it offends my sensibilities

04.08.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sent too many emails and now I am le tired

04.08.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wish i'd kept this

04.08.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1122    ๐Ÿ” 189    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

With alt text

04.08.2025 02:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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154,000 federal workers who took DOGE buyouts are being paid to go fishing The government has generated an estimated $14.8 billion in waste on the deferred resignation program, a new report says

So, to recap, DOGE cuts mean:

-Paying more than 154,000 federal employees not to work

-A loss of over $10 billion in US-based economic activity

-$21 billion in waste spent on mass layoffs

04.08.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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ใ‚‚ใฃใจใŠใฉใ‚ใŠใฉใ‚ใ—ใ„ๅฝฑใซใ—ใ‚ˆใ†ใจๆ€ใฃใŸใ‘ใฉ
ใใ‚ŒใŒ็Œซใฎๅฝฑใงใ‚ใ‚‹ใ“ใจใฎๆ„ๅ‘ณใจ่‰ฏใ„ใ‚ทใƒซใ‚จใƒƒใƒˆใ‚’ๆ€ใ„ใคใ‘ใชใ‹ใฃใŸใฎใงใ‚ทใƒณใƒ—ใƒซๅข—ๆฎ–็Œซใซ

04.08.2025 11:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 401    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

things are potentially happening on the apartment front. trying to move closer to work and may need to finagle a month longer of overlap to get a place I want.

04.08.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

having to relearn exercises from PT now that I have a core so that I'm actually doing them to engage my core ๐Ÿ˜ญ

04.08.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every single time I see Austin Butler I see the hat scene from Shannara. this has been happening for almost 10 years.

04.08.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other and the words bad dates are on the bottom ALT: two men are standing next to each other and the words bad dates are on the bottom
04.08.2025 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 03.08.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 655    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

i did my errand but it was about to start the afternoon thunderstorm when i got done and i was kind of tired so i didn't do a pedicure. next weekend.

03.08.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's also like, nonstop heat advisories and i need to go to a partially outdoor shopping center for an errand and some self care ๐Ÿ˜”

03.08.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thinking about it while i finish my second cup of brunch coffee

03.08.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kind of restless but idk if i want to leave the house. hmmmm.

03.08.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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China welcomes 183 Brazil coffee sellers in wake of US tariffs China has approved 183 new Brazilian coffee companies to export products to the Chinese market, according to a social media post of the Chinese embassy in Brazil on Saturday.

China welcomes 183 Brazil coffee sellers in wake of US tariffs reut.rs/4mp1Ise

03.08.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1096    ๐Ÿ” 291    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 213
Large golden oval labradorite pendant wrapped in wavy silver wire, sitting in black and white gift box.

Large golden oval labradorite pendant wrapped in wavy silver wire, sitting in black and white gift box.

Small green stone turtle on a cut branch with a sprig of new growth, in the woods.

Small green stone turtle on a cut branch with a sprig of new growth, in the woods.

...OK this is about 1,000 more people than usually see my work, so I should probably put something under here.

I'm not a writer, I tie up rocks with wire: oishiny.etsy.com

When I'm not doing that, I'm turning tiny adventures into wallpapers: ko-fi.com/turtleofcalm...

02.08.2025 19:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's how you can tell human authors from AI.

AI will put in some em dashes, then apologise and take them out when told off.

Human authors will climb the filing cabinet, hissing, and defend their right to em dashes with a loaded stapler.

01.08.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2329    ๐Ÿ” 725    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

03.08.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10790    ๐Ÿ” 2238    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 53

Fantastic news for artists: The lost functionality of Google Image Search as a reference image source has been recreated.

03.08.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3100    ๐Ÿ” 1060    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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