i don't know if a time machine would have made this week better or worse but i probably would have had a heart attack based on my fitbit data π
04.12.2025 13:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@miraphorism.bsky.social
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i don't know if a time machine would have made this week better or worse but i probably would have had a heart attack based on my fitbit data π
04.12.2025 13:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yes, i've been awake since 7am. i meant to sleep in today but the air mattress is putting my arms to sleep and i went to bed early anyway. it's fine.
04.12.2025 13:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bc we were understaffed for like 2 years, i am constantly at pto cap and have a hard time getting back under. so i'm always rolling around with a month of pto. so yes, i took an entire week off to move.
04.12.2025 13:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This should be illegal but policitians have spent a decade arguing about the dumbest things instead of enacting new rules to curtail a looming tech dystopia.
04.12.2025 12:48 β π 86 π 22 π¬ 2 π 0plan for today is unload the crap that's in my car, return this bed, go by the old place to pick up some more crap, come back in time to rinse off and go to a hair appointment so i can feel human again. i'm so. so. glad i took this entire week off.
04.12.2025 13:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0i could wrangle with support from a company about the busted bed frame or i could order a new and better one from amazon to be delivered tomorrow and return this to home despot. gee let me think which is less hassle and stress.
04.12.2025 13:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's coup for my family @GhostEsq Idea: within spotify there's a little Clippy from Word that only shows up for millennials/those who remember Clippy and helps you out when its algorithm realizes you're in danger "Looks like you've been listening to Fall Out Boy for 13 hours: would you like to call your mom" 12:03 AM 24 May 20
gonna repost one of my faves
03.12.2025 18:05 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0and that are comfy* (afaict they don't exist)
04.12.2025 02:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is like, a lot of brands and states
04.12.2025 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Check your cheese: Shredded and grated varieties are recalled in Washington, nationwide
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there was a lot of little stuff that would have been a mess. not quite 15' worth of truckload so I figured I'd get it later. and if I do some unpacking first I'll have a better time putting shit away as I bring it over.
04.12.2025 01:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm gonna run back to the other apartment tomorrow to grab some of the little stuff that's left but there's probably another two carloads after that and cleaning to do. I think I'll wait to get the last bits and clean until next weekend tho bc I want to unpack while I have time this week.
04.12.2025 01:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0he has a fried chicken wing in his beak. it's majestic.
04.12.2025 01:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm just so fucking proud of this corvid tbh. Like, they were gonna get that last cracker and they did! Also, see my profile header for similar corvid shenanigans.
04.12.2025 01:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
03.12.2025 14:05 β π 7197 π 1610 π¬ 113 π 92Relatable Corvid
03.12.2025 21:27 β π 5984 π 1864 π¬ 90 π 226me trying to get all the groceries up the stairs in one trip
04.12.2025 01:24 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0my Spotify wrapped was like "you listened to kpop demon hunters for 1000 minutes you freak" and also "wow your next top artists were wardruna and the hu bc you spent a lot of time in a fugue state listening to world music."
04.12.2025 01:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the fact that my top was how it's done instead of this is what it sounds like is very rude.
04.12.2025 01:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fuck that's disappointing. i wanted to lay on my bed.
04.12.2025 01:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0love to start putting the new bedframe you ordered based on glowing reviews together and it looks like parts of the steel weren't properly welded so you're going to have to sleep on the air mattress afuckingain.
04.12.2025 00:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should do MyChart Wrapped
03.12.2025 22:13 β π 4295 π 1062 π¬ 57 π 104two drivers road raging at each other from adjoining lanes just almost got my Uber in an accident bc the universe is out to get me lol
03.12.2025 19:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0two accidents on my route just to fuck with me!
03.12.2025 19:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0mostly I'm doing this now bc I uh. ended up scheduling movers to meet me at 3 at the new place bc the lady I talked to this morning at uhaul was really nice and I didn't want to suffer. and I want to get all the vehicles in one place before rush hour.
03.12.2025 19:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm coasting on the fumes of a liter of water and a fig bar tho
03.12.2025 19:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm not dead yet!
03.12.2025 19:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0current status: taking an Uber back to the old place to get the full truck after dropping my car off at the new place. trying to make the round trip in an hour to meet the movers at 3-3:30. then I won't need to go back to the old place until tomorrow.
03.12.2025 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0normally I wouldn't care about price but this isn't a comp'd move and I currently have 2500 in car repairs to pay off.
03.12.2025 13:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0okay. on the way to pick up a truck. movers so far are behaving but idk what "have patience with the job" means. kind of already regretting my decision to unload by myself but it is cheaper.
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