How terrible was he at sports that heβd rather get machine gunned
18.07.2025 20:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@bkirst77.bsky.social
How terrible was he at sports that heβd rather get machine gunned
18.07.2025 20:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If Texas let Spain build a metro system for them, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, and Fort Worth could each have a 110-mile subway system for the amount the state is spending on roads and highway projects.
12.03.2025 01:41 β π 244 π 25 π¬ 9 π 0A ticket or a drink BUT NOT BOTH
09.03.2025 11:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs got to be Mount Pleasant, right?
07.03.2025 17:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The son was a real rapscallion!
04.03.2025 23:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God we suck. -7000 that some witty scamp from Team Pink yells something about eggs.
04.03.2025 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs right. πΊπ¦
04.03.2025 00:52 β π 92380 π 17071 π¬ 326 π 1111Architect: please donβt make the elevator shaft look like a giant robot penis, please donβt make the elevator shaft look like a giant robot penis
Architect (later): God damn it
Sir, how would you like to represent your district in Congress
03.03.2025 16:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt talk about 1920s football without mentioning George Halas fleecing Buffalo out of a title, aka the Staley Swindle: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1921_NF...
02.03.2025 22:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is that a cape??
02.03.2025 22:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go full House of Commons. Itβs time.
02.03.2025 16:58 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0When he was interviewed on CNN on Friday night he sounded like a college professor mildly irritated that he couldnβt find his spectacles. The moment is being met with a gigantic vacuum from leadership.
02.03.2025 16:57 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wherever I see the NO PED CROSSING I think βyeah you better not even try, creepsβ
26.02.2025 01:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0STEP OFF GRANPAW
26.01.2025 19:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tough loss for Jim and Tony, theyβre taking it pretty hard #Bills #NFLPlayoffs
20.01.2025 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worth reading: Is the TikTok Ban a Chance to Rethink the Whole Internet? www.newyorker.com/news/annals-...
19.01.2025 03:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Agent 0 #stjohns #bigeast
15.01.2025 02:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kings of New York #knicks #newyorkforever
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