@patricksaxton.bsky.social
Senior Engineering Director. Sometimes I talk about making software for government. Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.
Three people runmbbing sticks together to do 5th grade math
10.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We buy ugly, dangerous houses
10.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Project 2029, son
10.10.2025 18:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Basically the speaker of the house saying we will pass a budget, but even then the numbers don't mean anything and the white house can do whatever and we won't care so just drop done windings in there and we can do it again in 3 months for shits and gigs
10.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bootleggirl on twitter writes: "I still dislike the Star Wars sequels but I can't no longer fault them for running with the premise of "20 years after fascism, same fascism again, but stupider" bc I just lived through that.
you know what fair
10.10.2025 09:35 — 👍 2781 🔁 644 💬 13 📌 29man if there isn't actual real shit in the epstein files the house republicans are doing a great job of acting like there are
10.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 182 🔁 33 💬 5 📌 1
House Press Gallery: During today's pro forma session, the Clerk read a message from the Speaker designating Tuesday, October 14 through Sunday, October 19 as a district work period.
Punchbowl's Briana Reilly: House gaveled in and out of its pro forma just now w/o recognizing Rep Elfreth, who was seeking to UC a mil pay bill from Rep Sykes. Elfreth told reporters after that House Dems stand “ready and willing to take” up standalone legislation to pay troops.
A few minutes ago in the House:
- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week
- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
Seriously what the fuck.
10.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 59 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0Don't like what this means for snow
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"women don't get sports" meanwhile every catholic university sports team has a nun superfan www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/s...
10.10.2025 15:08 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1Oh my god
10.10.2025 15:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thinking about that time I got quoted in the National Review about Bari Weiss
10.10.2025 12:34 — 👍 3348 🔁 409 💬 37 📌 14All in
10.10.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We are truly witnessing the rise of a historic Doofus in Cam Skattebo
10.10.2025 14:18 — 👍 232 🔁 18 💬 17 📌 1What?
10.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sister Jean was a role model in Illinois — inspiring us to embrace our neighbors.
As a lover of life, she taught us to channel positivity to keep us hopeful in times of need and kept that attitude all the way to a life well-lived at 106 years old.
May her memory be a blessing.
To concuss Jaxson Dart he would be required to have a brain, rather than being a large sentient humunculus made of Bro energy and various forms of clay
10.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 101 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0literally!!!!
10.10.2025 02:29 — 👍 497 🔁 56 💬 10 📌 4His performance in the playoffs where he was puking on the sideline then smashing 40 yard tuds should have gotten him paid and nfl dudes would rather draft a tall project qb
10.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0there is no explanation for this player being a 4th round pick other than him being kind of silly looking. his ability to do…. whatever the fuck this is…. is beyond special
10.10.2025 02:25 — 👍 307 🔁 11 💬 16 📌 6Wilds top line seems good this year
10.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Joan Beringer rim contest to force a Jalen Brunson miss.
He is then rewarded by Rob Dillingham on the other end with a lob dunk.
Tubby Spliff
10.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
09.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 14202 🔁 3166 💬 420 📌 273New meme format
10.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 977 🔁 296 💬 11 📌 22[avery johnson voice] cam skattebo!
10.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 14 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0I'm sorry, YouTube TV only gets fan duel TV and not the regional sports network?
The fuck?
![Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.
There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.
What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.
It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lzlqyldh7nfc34pfffvd24ko/bafkreiap6asa64jdjb2vlv4c2sdritjrntsibvsv7baj6o4cgwcfgsjeny@jpeg)
Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest. There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day. What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid. It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.
www.wweek.com/culture/2025...
10.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 10441 🔁 3055 💬 90 📌 223Ryan Hartman is on pace to score 164 goals, Wild lead 4-0
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