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a person is riding a skateboard down a sidewalk at night . ALT: a person is riding a skateboard down a sidewalk at night .

Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate ☠️ 🎊

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ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city.

If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.

Pam Bondi is going to announce tomorrow that Jerome Powell tried to ram Donald Trump with his car

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

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she’s gonna be super pissed when i show her this post

But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?

hear me out but if any single country can criminally indict the head of state of another country then use that indictment to justify arresting that head of state and their spouse and use military force to extract them to stand trial, you see where i’m going with this right

if you’d have told me this much would’ve gone so incredibly sideways since we worked together, i’d have said it was impossible. 😭

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Maybe instead of committing atrocities, we could just make the rich pay their fair share and have universal healthcare and affordable housing instead.

Idk, just spitballing here.

she’s terrible at home security, too. she’s totally the kind of dog who goes viral for letting the burglars rub her belly. 🤦‍♀️

fawn english mastiff asleep on sofa and covered with a super mario blanket

prob gonna have to report my coworker to HR for not pulling her weight & snoring on the job

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/

it’s actually a huge relief that my gym doesn’t allow cell phones. with people literally posting everything on socials, i kinda feel like no gym should allow recording devices of any kind. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Sometimes the heart heals best in the sound of the waves and the quiet glow of a setting sun. In moments like this, you don’t just watch the world—you listen to yourself.💙

Sometimes the heart heals best in the sound of the waves and the quiet glow of a setting sun. In moments like this, you don’t just watch the world—you listen to yourself.💙

#sea #sunset #nature #ocean #peace #landscape #sky #SerenityLove #photography #photo #photos #Light #sun #Bluesky #Nikon

that one looks more like this 🤣

no shame in being an extra in a hallmark movie. i’ll just buy my dog matching christmas pajamas and sit by the fire with her. 🐶

with the shaved chocolate on top, heck yes!

it depends! i do love seasonal peppermint and anything pecan crunch, but someone converted me to hazelnut a while ago and that’s available year round. what’s your go-to?

this is one of the many reasons we’re friends 🫶🏻🖤

shhh they’re gonna revoke my goth card if they see me smiling in the sunshine 😅

A painting of a bird beside the text "i haven't really had the time to be depressed about this shit"

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire . ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .

your kidneys rn 😅

no, sorry I can’t do brunch. I have to be somewhere at 7pm. oh yes, I know that struggle well.

a very grumpy little brussels griffon with black and tan fur and big ears is laying in a fluffy dog bed and absolutely scowling at you. his mouth is a downturned arch that would be classified as a rainbow shape in any more positive context, and he’s squinting directly at you, challenging this unnecessary disruption. the green dog bed he’s laying on looks (probably coincidentally?) exactly like the fur of oscar the grouch.

This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)

noooo if anything I better downsize lol