David Turner

I just finished unicorn overlord, and my best unit consisted of a horse spear guy, a witch barely wearing anything, a big shield guy, a magic archer woman, and a woman with an impractically giant sword.

I genuinely think this kind of fantasy stupid formation is smarter than "what if 2026 Sparta"

Insight: Courts have ruled 4,400 times that ICE jailed people illegally. It hasn’t stopped. Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.

Hundreds of judges around the country have ruled more than 4,400 times since October that President Donald Trump’s administration is detaining immigrants unlawfully, a Reuters review of court records found.

Marking August 23 2027 in my calendar

They're scheming viziers but each of their end goals is solely to get more Twitter followers because actually wielding power doesn't give them their dopamine hits

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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political malpractice that this chart hasnt been seared into the brains of every single american through advertising and social media

I'm ready for it to be something idiotic like a training flight that required flights to be suspended for ten minutes that they accidentally wrote ten days for, or something equally stupid

Though Canadian teams were runner ups in 94, 04, 06, 07, 11, 21, 24 and 25, so they've come close a lot!

The Habs (Montreal Canadiens) in 93 I believe

Is that why everyone outside my apartment is screaming

I love sports event bluesky, as someone who finds watching a full game dull and long, it keeps me up to date and I can enjoy everyone's excitement without having to actually put aside 3+ hours! It's great!

Immigrants on visas and green card holders are eligible to get driver licenses and are ineligible to vote. You don't need to be a citizen to be able to legally drive.

RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

ohhh ‘democracy dies in darkness’ was aspirational

the promotion of this Nazi dumb-dumb as some sort of dissident intellectual by a swathe of centre to right figures in the last two years has been deeply fucking embarassing

CHRÉTIEN: We burned the White House, but we would not repeat it.

HARPER: Part of it's been torn down by the current incumbent.

An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"

Simpsons meme of political conventions with banners that say "we want what's worst for everyone" "we're just plain evil" "we hate life and ourselves" and "we can't govern"

Canadian Conservative Convention Night 2 Summary:

Pitchers mightve been slightly more now that I think about it, I might be mixing it up with a different place, but it was absurdly cheap

The school bar at my old university owed the student association a debt of 1.4 million dollars, presumably due to their 2 dollar shots and five dollar pitchers since the bar was packed every night

Warsh is absolutely not who I would pick to run the FOMC but I cannot stress enough that he is a massive bullet dodged and there is little evidence he will serve as a weapon to dismantle Fed independence. That would not have been true of other potential nominees.

Easier for them to imagine some grand scheme than to admit they've been wrong for ten years, I suppose

I glanced at Twitter out of grim curiosity, and a lot of the celebrations seems to be "Ha, the IRS will be bankrupt now", "This will be a way to disclose corruption in the federal reserve to shut it down", and "This will make sure leaks don't happen in the future and he'll donate it all back". Ugh.

honestly, what the fuck

Republicans all seem to be trying to strip the walls of copper wire before the place is demolished

I'm guessing the government keeps funding everything by just taking on more debt, as they start to use that to persecute their most hated political enemies for tax evasion?

Good lord Putin doesnt even rig it this big

My possibly super wrong take is that none of these people actually believe the things they say, and they just say it to be part of the group. Then they assume that others don't actually believe the really bad things that they claim they'll do and figure it's also a lie to be part of the group.

Nah, Noem wishes the people under her were all sicko fans, she wants more of them

I like to think that's an exact text quote from the DHS official