Blake Maroney

I super don’t like how I just thought I saw a shadow in my periph, thought nothin of it because drink and awake for 22 hours- but then looked over at the cat and she’s eyes locked on exactly where “the shadow” was

To be clear, I’m referring to a visualizer that references audio and video on screen; not one of them chat bots

Literally no one else can understand- it works best when it’s only me in the room. I am very much aware I sound insane, but it’s true the progress we’ve made

My grades are down from A’s to D’s

Upside down
Inside out
Stranger to this feelin

[all jokes n banter]

I mean, that’s what I’ve heard- as I’m 29

IMO everyone should wake up before 30 Rock is on, as it’s educational and historical

Who is responsible for this loon Olympic art I've been admiring on StarTribune.com for days now? It's great.

Or is it Anna Howard Shaw Day?

they should spend less on starbucks lattes and net flix

Just because they can doesn’t make it not annoying

I often wonder if my building-mates can hear me singing these songs I do in these noise canceling headphones

A changed happened and YouTube “premium” bitrate is now working for what I need it to 🙏🏻 🥰🤓

*and the Wells Fargo building turning purple during that clip, again more on NBC

*other than that first part with mic volume by NBC

I may be biased, but, the SB52 halftime show was technically the best I’ve seen.

Please, show me a mistake during that show.

Very annoying how Super Bowl is two words but also incredibly trademarked, like stfu you can’t do that fucker

The last two Spanish language and Puerto Rican focused halftime shows were when Trump was president. SB54(2020) and SB60(2026). So why are they framing this as a “liberal” thing when it seems real MAGA?

I don’t know, I’m just asking questions…

WAREHOUSE DISTRICT LIVE: PLUS!

the plus means mandatory.

*no public bathrooms

the suspiciously birdlike homie: talk shit about dinosaurs one more time.

Ashley, season three of Degrassi TNG

literally just order him a waymo and send him into the sea. he is very dumb it will not be difficult

the authoritarian left tho

hey i want everyone to know that the timing of these skeets are purely coincidental, even though it makes perfect sense they'd be related they are not

“You ever stop to think how much more smoothly Minneapolis politics would function if Jacob Frey could be just like 15% less of a dick?”

right? she also has it under her arms. i call it her swimsuit

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