David

“Meat on a Sunday / for almost nothing at all”. But it was everything! Beautiful verse.

i’ll be a masked, phantom-of-the-opera type singer/songwriter, but i’ll haunt a dunkin’, mournfully wailing from above the ceiling tiles or locked in the bathroom stall.

The Aragorn, Hornburg Hero card is one of my all-time favorite pieces of MtG art. Energetic, expressive, and serene. It’s as if Aragorn is entering a battle trance. Incredible work.

trrrrrruuuuuue

Pride month might be over but it’s pretty gay around these parts year-round.

Comic by Hartley Lin
#NoKings

Oh, right!

goodreads reviews are so pretentious. try-hard, would-be authors make the limpest or most convoluted analogies to insult the book/author. i’ll throw burning bags of dog shit at these reviewers if i recognize them irl.

Where are the “OBAMA IS THE ANTICHRIST AND WANTS TO PUT CHIPS INTO YOUR BODY AND TRACK YOU” christo-fascist conservatives and libertarians that said this from 2008-2016? They’ve been real quiet.

My current working theory is that the only way out of this monstrous timeline we’ve been on since 2016 is for the Cubs to win another World Series.

I’d like to refer to this as the Ben Zobrist Parallax.

please stop sharing your poetry unless the idea of someone else reading it scares you shitless, unless it makes you embarrassed to the point of never even hitting “post”.

words arranged in a stanza
do not make poetry, friend

i need you to be ashamed
your words might mean nothing

“lifetime friends think I think of them less . . . NO. I am depressed”

Awomen. Thanks for today’s teaching, rev.

serial monogamy isn’t a good look. good luck to that man.

WOOF

if i’m gonna have gen z coworkers ridicule me for using reaction gifs in chat, i need them to also stop assuming people’s gender just because they birthed a child.

A meme of Lisa Gilroy, dressed as the Joker, talking to herself in the mirror and saying "I ate today and left no crumbs. And that's on periodt." Meme text above the image reads: Trying to introduce positive self talk into my psychotic personality

this all anyone ever has to say about gta vi and the delay. perfection.

when you — and then . . . but only if you. Right! Correct. Yeah, no. Totally.

Specifically, fuck Justin Vernon for writing AWARDS SEASON cus I don’t want to be sobbing in public.

@boniverwi.bsky.social has me crying at my office desk and sending heartfelt text messages to my loved ones. fuck that guy. thank you, guy.

and what if they’re a printed picture of visible abs stapled to a shirt?

my last four watched: Mickey 17, Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, and your mom (classic).

once this medication builds up in my blood stream, it’s over for you bitches. and by “over for you”, I mean my text response time will be faster by a good margin.

i followed you for dank comics and now i worship you for making dune references. lisan al gaib! (but not in a fasc-y, god king kind of way)

are we self-actualized, chat?

my favorite music, movies, shows, paintings, books, and games were made by people that didnt look like me or didnt have my upbringing. without them i wouldnt be me.

sometimes i ignore grammarly’s suggestion. let me freestyle.