Talia Samara

I’m interested! 🙋🏼‍♀️ feel free to dm me

Update: tonight he got his mom on the phone to give gf an ultimatum because she sees how awful this girl is for him 🫣🤪 fully grown adult male.

Just thinking about the guy in my condo complex who regularly walks around outside and screams at (I’m assuming) his girlfriend about how mean she is and how he doesn’t need her in his life. Just hoping/manifesting that he has a terrible night and/or falls down the stairs 🥰🫶🏻

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting.

Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

Post from Adam If Matt Gaetz DIDNT rape a minor, the GOP would have released the report. Just fyi

Raw unvarnished truth here.

I’m TIRED

Just want it known on here as well that I think Joe Jonas is a piece of garbage

I took a buzzfeed quiz that was supposed to tell me who my fictional soulmate is, and I got Hamlet, and I honestly feel like that was the wake-up call I needed

With ALL DUE RESPECT, the Kohl’s Sephora manager who was rude to me and made me cry can fuck all the way off 😘

Mistakes are proof you are [GARBAGE CAN]

so true

Tell me you’re a Leo without telling me you’re a Leo. I’ll go first: I made my students write their favorite thing about me then made them take a blooket with questions all about me 💅🏻

I saw a thirst edit of Link from Rhett and Link a few months ago, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it

Hey siri, how do you not cry when Uncle Ben dies?

I wanna marry ghostface*

*you can’t make fun of me for this because I’m still a little high from the edible I ate after having a meltdown at work and going home 🥴

Sometimes you need to blow off work and eat a whole pot of Mac and cheese in your bed while you have a Scream marathon

Is it inappropriate to tell a student “sorry for yelling at you, I was having my period”

For legal purposes, this was a joke, and I did also eat a turkey sandwich and a cutie ✌🏻

Good morning! Today’s breakfast menu is Tylenol and diet pills with a Redbull chaser 🩷

Have you ever done anything so gross that you couldn’t look yourself in the eyes after? Because I just did one of those chamoy pickle kits, and tell me why/how a hot pickle stuffed with gushers and hot Cheetos and wrapped in a froot by the foot was so tasty???

It’s really fun being a teacher for teenagers with no sense of boundaries

Also, if you have emotional difficulties, that doesn’t give you a pass to be an asshole?? Teachers still deserve to be treated nicely?? Especially the ones advocating for your educational rights??

Yesterday was the first day of school and it sucked. The kids sucked. I was also thinking about the time I made a joke on TikTok about kids being smart asses to me and literally got so much hate. Parents, idk how to tell you this, but I’m not the reason ur kid sucks!!

Got yelled at by the principal for having a penis on my board 😭

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Maxed out my dental insurance and fixed my teeth today ✌🏻

Obsessed with all of these

Are you telling me a blue fried this sky?

I hope Jenna Marbles is doing okay. I really loved watching her videos 🥹

Back in my body dysmorphia era just in time to turn 30 🥴✌🏻😜

Is it just me, or have we as a society outgrown vampires? I just feel like most of the vampire media I see seems super cringe (besides What We Do in the Shadows and Renfield and the new Dracula that’s coming out).