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My mini dachshund, Daphne, lives forever in my heart. Lifelong writer. SoCal native (never "Cali"), widower, DJ and Number-One Blondie Fan! Loving life in Palm Springs. πŸŒ΄πŸŒžπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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He is such complete trash. The look, the voice, the teeth...all trash.

10.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Microsoft Now is not a good name. You really blew this entire rebrand.

09.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey fucker, if anyone knows about young children, it's YOU!

09.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well he does know about young children, hideous fucking pig that he is.

09.02.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At tonight's TPUSA white supremacist Super Bowl halftime show, will Kid Rock sing about how much he likes raping underage girls *before* or *after* the Heritage Foundation's glitzy performance of "Springtime for Hitler"?

09.02.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2108    πŸ” 375    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 12

πŸ˜… Spoiler alert. I love that.

08.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm honored. lol. It's amazing what pours out of my fingertips when I'm annoyed and writing at my keyboard. πŸ˜…

08.02.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO β€œFor 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...

Otay Mesa "Detention Center" (prison camp) in San Diego, CA:

lataco.com/captive-loti...

08.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9548    πŸ” 5296    πŸ’¬ 442    πŸ“Œ 371

Only the best! What a crock of shit. And to think people believed that. Every last person associated with this regime needs to go. This country needs one big enema.

08.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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New Mexico governor signs Immigrant Safety Act among other bills into law New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham has signed four bipartisan bills into law, focusing on improving health care access, investing in statewide infrastructur

"The new law forbids counties and local law enforcement from contracting with ICE. It mandates that public bodies terminate any existing immigration detention agreements and prohibits the use of public property for federal civil immigration detention..."

kfoxtv.com/news/local/n...

07.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 20350    πŸ” 5966    πŸ’¬ 459    πŸ“Œ 365
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NYT: How Trump/Kash blocked an investigation into the murder of Renee Good. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...

07.02.2026 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1386    πŸ” 698    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 34

So dapper. 😘

07.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. I was curious about that.

07.02.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Delete your X account. I did!

07.02.2026 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 4

I've never in my life hated anyone like I hate this vile fat fuck. I actually can't remember hating anyone until his grotesque, overweight carcass strained the mechanisms of that gilded escalator. I've have and do dislike many people. But hate? He gets the prize.

06.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I never prayed much, let alone for some to drop dead after suffering a long and painful and humiliating public death, until the fat fuck came along all those years ago. Now it's nightly, daily, well, 24/7.

06.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALL of them.

06.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.02.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Old Fatty knows he's going to lose and go to prison if he doesn't cheat.

06.02.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Funny. America seems to prefer a non-mail-order bride who's never been photographed fingering her cooter as our First Lady.

06.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pounds or years?

06.02.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's slurring. 🀞

06.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking hell! Is he ever NOT in front of a camera?

06.02.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
California vows to protect elections California vows to protect elections

Don't fuck with California. Born and raised here and will never live anywhere else. We survived the GOP eras with the likes of Wilson and Ahnuld, and we learned. So many people simply don't learn, and that's why this country is in the mess it's in.

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05.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He sounds so old, tired and ill. 🩷

05.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For a disfigured mannequin, he sure does talk a lot. He doesn't say anything, but he talks a lot.

05.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No.

05.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Jesus. Just shut up! Your ego is as bad as the fat fuck's. Nobody in the dem party likes you. Retire you idiot!

05.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE you, Robin! From your column to your posts, you always nail it and you don't hold back. And Dennis! πŸ˜…

05.02.2026 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love it here so much. And with all the crap going on right now, I feel just a little safer, a little more accepted, than I could almost anywhere else in the country.

05.02.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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