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Proud Dog Dad to my mini dachshund, Daphne. Lifelong writer. SoCal native (never "Cali"), widower, DJ and Number-One Blondie Fan! Loving life in Palm Springs. ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒž๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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I no longer whisper it. My neighbors can hear me.

05.12.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I hate that this vile man has put hatred in my heart. Most Americans are angry and ashamed. We pray for that last artery to slam shut on what's left of his minuscule heart. It can't happen soon enough.

05.12.2025 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Josh Hammer is a fucking moron. But I'm glad the LAT runs his editorials so the world can see just what we're up against with these braindead Trump cocksuckers. Josh swallows every single drop.

05.12.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A CALL TO ACTION: Submit โ€œMedia Biasโ€ Tips The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service toย truth and transparency. Its purpose is toย combat the baseless lies,

The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

05.12.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9325    ๐Ÿ” 4002    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 501    ๐Ÿ“Œ 330

Nope.

05.12.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh fuck off.

05.12.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus. He's a persistent STD.

04.12.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can see the slime oozing of his face. ๐Ÿคข

04.12.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh please. I think I have to catch up on ironing, and that darn TiVo machine of mine is on the blink again.

04.12.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marco, you've been dipping into your "daddy's" makeup trough a little too much lately.

More importantly, if Maduro's "into the drug business," just have him pardoned. Isn't that par for the course in your hateful and hated regime?

03.12.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boy. AMC used to be respectable.

02.12.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm. Sometimes I love to just swallow. ๐Ÿ‘€

02.12.2025 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stupid cow.

02.12.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would reiterate that she is a lying cunt.

01.12.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Undetectable = Unstransmitable

01.12.2025 09:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!!!๐Ÿ˜Š

30.11.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œDoes anyone care about the rules anymore?โ€

โ€œINDIANA REPUBLICAN Sen. Greg Walker turned down an invitation to the Oval Office, accuses the White House of violating federal law in its push to pressure Republicans to redraw INโ€™s congressional districtsโ€ฆโ€ dailyjournal.net/2025/11/26/s...

30.11.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2300    ๐Ÿ” 600    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 60    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

๐Ÿคฎ

29.11.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

May a wishbone lodge in his throat.

28.11.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

27.11.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess women (and many men, too) who do all this crap to themselves think it makes them attractive. To me, they just look shallow and artificial.

27.11.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And he's hung like a Tic Tac.

27.11.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alrighty, Stephen. Maybe I missed something, which is increasingly a possibility. But how could Pennywise be Matty at the same time he's manifesting as Uncle Sam and Charlotte?

26.11.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes.

26.11.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for not adding "of" after myriad.

25.11.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never heard of her.

25.11.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you so much, Margaret. Now I have to poke out my mind's eye.

25.11.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

About 2 inches, I'm guessing.

25.11.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long DID you sit in that makeup chair before the interview, cowboy?

25.11.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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