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I write, I smoke weed, and I know things. I'm a socialist, not a liberal. I have no income. Help ๐Ÿฅฒ * https://ziegander.itch.io/ * https://www.patreon.com/c/thewaybetween/posts * https://ziegander.itch.io/the-shopkeepers-wife-b1

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"THE GREAT SAIYAMAN HAS NO LIMITS!"

"Okay, but Vegeta does. Right? Vegeta's limit seems to have been a few 100mg ago, buddy."

"If I look back, I'm lost."

"That's from Game of Thrones."

07.08.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Put it on your calendars, guys. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

06.08.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

If you've ever seriously thought about dating me, you have a lot of work to do on yourself.

06.08.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His helmet and mantle/shawl is awesome

06.08.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How in the FUCK did he survive this? I'm INCREDIBLY disappointed in the entire fucking planet.

06.08.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Serve your country! Defend your culture!

Serve your country! Defend your culture!

Just in case itโ€™s not already clear that ICE is a white supremacist thug army, Homeland Security is recruiting with a โ€œdefend your cultureโ€ slogan.

06.08.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7692    ๐Ÿ” 3147    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 462    ๐Ÿ“Œ 461

Imagine never being loved by anyone but your own mother. Imagine having crushes and falling in love like normal people do, but, unlike normal people, no one ever had a crush on you, no one ever loved you, no one ever wanted you.

Imagine living 40 yrs and never being wanted, once, by another soul.

06.08.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So we'll tear it down again. Fuck you, Donnie.

06.08.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A pop up art installation.

06.08.2025 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

We won't have to worry about social security and medicare when these motherf*ckers drop the life expectancy of Americans to the mid-50s.

06.08.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 906    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

A villain connected to no one, who is Iron Man, but isn't, who is Robert Downey Jr, even though that's completely asinine, who has appeared in nothing, done nothing, never even been mentioned, and who has no history or beef with a single established character.

Absolute cinema. ๐Ÿ™„ #Doomsday

05.08.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doom will appear in Fantastic Four, they said.

Doom is the main villain of the next two Avengers movie, they said.

Secret Wars and Incursions, they said, but the name Doom, Victor Von was never spoken in a single movie. God came to eat the Earth, but RDJ never showed.

WTF, actually?

05.08.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey what if somebody fucking killed every last one of them? #EpsteinList

05.08.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He should have been dead months ago. He should fucking be dead by now.

DEAD.

05.08.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I officially declare Greg Abbott a non-American terrorist with no official title in the United States of America โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™

04.08.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 312    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

What if Andre... were a Mimic Tear? ๐Ÿค”

05.08.2025 21:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dark Souls should have one hollow NPC thatโ€™s still just hangin out enjoying himself. Thousands of years old, canโ€™t die, but he never went insane. Goes surfing now and then. A generally chill guy. Gives you a head nod when you walk by.

05.08.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

A deconstruction of Heroism and Identity set in Astora during the period of the Evil Eye called It Stares Back in which you grapple with the beast that is humanity beneath our carefully crafted masks of identity.

FROM SOFT HIRE ME

05.08.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The highly ambitious TTRPG Draw Steel aims to build a better DnD 'We saw people whoโ€™d been running DnD saying โ€˜I canโ€™t go back.'

www.polygon.com/draw-steel-m...

04.08.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

weird how the guy born into obscene wealth, bailed out repeatedly, allowed to fail upwards forever until he fell ass-backwards into the presidency, and then was declared by the Supreme Court to be a Very Special Boy Who Can Crime Forever never stops whining about how everything is rigged against him

05.08.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28759    ๐Ÿ” 8354    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 723    ๐Ÿ“Œ 417
A SKLETEN GRIM REAPER WHOS SAYEN "PAIN IS JUST THE BODYS WAY OF SAYING , OUTCH " AND ALSO WHY NOT JUST PING ONCE LIKE AN ALARM AND THEN JUST LEAVE US ALONE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO KEEP HURTEN , I KNOW I FUCKED UP MY BACK A FEW YEARS AGO YA DONT HAVE TO KEEP REMIDING ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKLETEN GRIM REAPER WHOS SAYEN "PAIN IS JUST THE BODYS WAY OF SAYING , OUTCH " AND ALSO WHY NOT JUST PING ONCE LIKE AN ALARM AND THEN JUST LEAVE US ALONE IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE TO KEEP HURTEN , I KNOW I FUCKED UP MY BACK A FEW YEARS AGO YA DONT HAVE TO KEEP REMIDING ME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

OUCH - dashare.zone ADMIN

05.08.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 419    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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#SIGNALIS

05.08.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2674    ๐Ÿ” 779    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Breaking911
@Breaking911 :

REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?"
TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

Breaking911 @Breaking911 : REP. MIKE FLOOD, (R-NEB.): "Do you think that people who are 28-years-old, that can work, & refuse to work, should get free healthcare?" TOWN HALL CROWD: "YESSSSSSSSSS!"

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesnโ€™t fly anymore

04.08.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18584    ๐Ÿ” 3235    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 379    ๐Ÿ“Œ 234
The image is a meme composed of three scenes featuring a man looking contemplative and waiting in different settings:

In the middle of he 3 scenes is the text: 
"Waiting for peaceful protests to make meaningful change."

1. Top Image: The man is sitting on a swing, labeled "Libs."
2. Bottom Left Image: The man is sitting at a table, labeled "Libs."
3. Bottom Right Image: The man is standing by an empty pool, labeled "Still libs."

The image is a meme composed of three scenes featuring a man looking contemplative and waiting in different settings: In the middle of he 3 scenes is the text: "Waiting for peaceful protests to make meaningful change." 1. Top Image: The man is sitting on a swing, labeled "Libs." 2. Bottom Left Image: The man is sitting at a table, labeled "Libs." 3. Bottom Right Image: The man is standing by an empty pool, labeled "Still libs."

05.08.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
cow on a skateboard "idgaf if u hate me / i'm getting cuter and sillier every day"

cow on a skateboard "idgaf if u hate me / i'm getting cuter and sillier every day"

05.08.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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How hard would it have been? You have got to be kidding me.

05.08.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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