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its gregor from THE METAMORPHOSIS and he's a bug and he's saying YES FUCK YES HAHAHAHAHAHA FINALLY

heading into the weekend like

i have a soft spot for the genre of twitter poster doing business guy shitposting because the dumbest guys always get so mad at them

Reacting to Labour's devastating loss to the Green Party in Gorton and Denton, Keir Starmer claims that only Labour can unite communities. I agree. He convinced Muslims to vote for a white working class woman representing a party led by a gay Jewish man.

We cannot and should not let generative AI take away these tiny, insignificant, but probably fun as hell jobs from artists

I have said this before, but eliminating programs that teach a lot of students but don’t have many majors is like a restaurant not buying flour in its grocery delivery because people aren’t ordering flour on the menu.

"did you cum?"

my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax?

but no

You're telling me that completely abandoning your voter base in some desperate attempt to appeal to right-wingers who would never vote for you might not be the most optimal political strategy? You're telling me for the first time?

See, this works perfectly. Yet another brick in the towering edifice that is the argument “Kate Bush’s Wuthering Heights is the only adaptation that successfully captures something of the original’s spirit.”

I would say one of the main right-wing projects of the past twenty years has been gaming every web 2.0 platform into thinking the right-wing is much bigger and more influential than it actually is. And the people who have been most taken in by this effort has been the right wing

ME: ALERT ME: ALERT FRIEND: Is he dead?! ME: CLINT IS MARRIGEABLE

Accidentally got hopes up in the group chat

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

tcpipeline.org

Post old memes to confuse young people

Obviously only very special people should be allowed to have personal vehicles (me, my friends, end of list).

One of my guilty “worst days of the pandemic” pleasures was how awesome it felt to zoom along the Gardiner Expressway in downtown Toronto with very little traffic, esp after dark. Weaving through skyscrapers and neon at 125 km/h, ample space around me (vs stop start crawling at 15 km/h as is usual)

The second you leave this country for even a few days, you realize the place you call home is decaying at an almost exponential pace. The realization that you don't have to live like this is stark, and that nobody in power is taking tangible actions to fix it in your lifetime is even starker.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and talking to a camera . Alt: A GIF of David Lynch from Twin Peaks saying, "I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die!"

Trans rights are human rights. Fix your hearts or die.

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Meme image of Sonic saying "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding". The text has been blanked out so it reads "I want games with gay people who are woke and I'm not kidding".

Meta Director of AI Safety Allows AI Agent to Accidentally Delete Her Inbox Meta Superintelligence Labs’ director of alignment called it a “rookie mistake.”

the people forcing this shit on all of us are dumb as a bag of hammers

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

This has been my experience at at least four separate roadblocks in this game so far and I’m only like 1/3 of the way into Act 2. But days off to let the brain digest and reset always seems to work. So far at least.

Goonar New Year
Is this anything

the snoofing

Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew WASHINGTON—Exhausted from repeated efforts to explain the most basic aspect of political power, an aide to President Trump nevertheless began wearily explaining for the fifth time Friday why he couldn...

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan

the stupidest thing i have ever drawn (Lara croft takes offf her shirt, revealing one large triangle wedge boob with square nipples... a middle aged guy says "just like i always imagined")

im sorry, kinda

Yes, I have this too. Kind of like a certain character will be an avatar for me for a time, but I’m still observing from a third person pov.

this is how straight people think gay people communicate

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