@randypack.bsky.social
Retired, recovering CPA. I enjoy reading, traveling, photography, long naps, and the Oxford comma. I am gay, widowed, and insanely good looking.
Can we at least please not call it The Department of War?
27.02.2026 05:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well, this is interesting.
27.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Nobody’s ever seen anything like it before.”
27.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 1407 🔁 471 💬 39 📌 12
My photo of Melania has been flagged by BlueSky as "sexually suggestive."
I recall that Christian Nationalist Franklin Graham called Melania Trump the "classiest First Lady ever." And by that me meant "a first lady who is white again."
I can only stand to hear his voice in this guy’s videos. So good!
24.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Once you see this, you’ll always see him this way.
24.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 2000 🔁 439 💬 90 📌 51I have one share of The Dow for sale. $50,000 firm.
16.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Pam Bondi was a waitress.
12.02.2026 18:20 — 👍 5653 🔁 1937 💬 297 📌 221There is no such thing as "clean,beautiful coal." I know this one. Just look at Appalachian Kentucky where I'm from.
12.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can we at least agree that there is no such thing as beautiful coal? Santa's not actually real?
12.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who is this staffer, and have they been fired?
06.02.2026 18:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Honest question: Who is Nicki Minaj?
04.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This, this and this 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
04.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 303 🔁 102 💬 6 📌 12Target Corporation's headquarters is located in downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota, at 1000 Nicollet Mall...just sayin'
02.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Protest takes many forms. Do something
31.01.2026 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0-Calculus
-Stastics
-GAAP
-The law
-Humanities
31.01.2026 04:37 — 👍 297 🔁 86 💬 14 📌 3
Lindsey Graham is jealous he’s not in any of the Epstein Files
31.01.2026 01:10 — 👍 155 🔁 31 💬 40 📌 3We are so well and truly fucked. Clean up aisle 47.
29.01.2026 04:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Marco Rubio just found out Kristi Noem might get fired
28.01.2026 19:30 — 👍 1488 🔁 258 💬 60 📌 23Everything was pretty cool in Minnesota until ICE shows up. I've already drawn an inference.
27.01.2026 03:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I knew more about the world's perception of us right now...I think.
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26.01.2026 18:54 — 👍 1918 🔁 644 💬 67 📌 49
The moment you realize we failed. It's poignant.
25.01.2026 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As they should,
23.01.2026 06:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I suspect Greenlanders are better educated than we are.
21.01.2026 06:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can someone please tell me when it's safe to turn the television back on?
20.01.2026 20:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How does one apologize to the world? Asking for a friend.
19.01.2026 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh Gawd. We're all gonna get "SSSS" on our boarding passes now, ain't we?
19.01.2026 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's reptilian.
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