@randypack.bsky.social
Retired, recovering CPA. I enjoy reading, traveling, photography, long naps, and the Oxford comma. I am gay, widowed, and insanely good looking.
If any congressperson introduces a bill to leave the time the fuck alone they'd be eligible for life tenure.
03.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wrote a letter today. In cursive. Why do I feel like I did something impressive?
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And here we are lining up at the pay station.
19.10.2025 06:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#NoKings in Palm Springs. Only queens
YAS!
We'll be at Sunrise Park Sunday evening.
11.10.2025 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least Ronald Reagan was pleasantly stupid. It's the best I've got.
03.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Have one more episode left. Loved it!
28.09.2025 21:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This scares the hell out of me. I'm currently in Colombia as a visitor, and the people here have been absolutely gracious toward me. That probably won't change, but it's something I think about. I'm ashamed to be an American.
27.09.2025 13:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I think I’ll trust my doctor. He can spell hepatitis properly.
26.09.2025 18:57 — 👍 1275 🔁 292 💬 142 📌 35
I've never been more ashamed to be an American.
23.09.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over.
Congratulations, America.
I got my solar panels cleaned and I am SO much happier. Said no one ever. But it's sorta true.
04.09.2025 01:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is he dead yet?
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This!
21.06.2025 22:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Putting off any task that requires you to bend over is not procrastination. It's self-preservation.
21.06.2025 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Her resisting bitch face?
19.06.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brava!
12.06.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brava!
12.06.2025 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump's Amerika.
08.06.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And then all of a sudden there were young men in our neighborhood fixing up our houses. It was awful.
31.05.2025 04:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The struggle is real.
26.05.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anything by ABBA or the Bee Gees. But that's just how I roll.
24.05.2025 16:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have never been so embarrassed to be an American.
21.05.2025 17:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The banana display at my local grocery was rather anemic today. I can't wait until American banana production ramps up, it'll be like nothing we've ever seen seen before.
21.05.2025 06:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's complicated.
09.05.2025 03:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
PowerPoint slide that says: “does America do it, if yes, then no”
Just passing along some friendly advice on how to approach potential changes to the Australian health care system @drruthmitchell.bsky.social
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Donald is killing the distribution of American movies overseas. He's smart that way.
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