A Succulent Vincent Boombats @boombatsdagod

WHITE BEANS ARE UNDERRATED.

19.11.2025 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idiot

19.11.2025 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Older fella at the gym today, on the treadmill, jeans and a polo shirt. Bad enough, then this dumb mofo starts wiping his face with the wipes to clean the machines off. Can’t get over it. Way too much lead exposure in these oldsters.

19.11.2025 03:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Oh yeah. The only dudes that don't embellish height are 6'3" and above. Everyone else adds 1"-4" based on where they are at in reality.

18.11.2025 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to my life bud. Everyone wants a taste of the Boombats.

18.11.2025 23:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife is 5’10” and she’s definitely tall.

18.11.2025 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well I just saw your other post so never mind

18.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let me guess, you’re 5’11”?

18.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

a man is standing next to a boy in a blue shirt and holding a bottle of milk . ALT: a man is standing next to a boy in a blue shirt and holding a bottle of milk .

18.11.2025 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seems pretty fair to me, all my followers and all their followers.

18.11.2025 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goddamnit Jamal.

18.11.2025 04:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I barely see any of them in the Bay Area any longer.

18.11.2025 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nugs look tired

18.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Or Raiders fans.

18.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Well that’s better. Now keep it up?

18.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nuggets vibes not immaculate tonight.

18.11.2025 03:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember earlier this season when all the Vikings fans were coming at Nix and talking shit constantly. I miss those days lol.

17.11.2025 21:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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17.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

MAKE AMERICA GREENE AGAIN

Amiright bud?!??! @johnreidy.bsky.social

17.11.2025 21:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I mean, wasn’t he 0/1?

17.11.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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17.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ain’t catching me watching barstool bud, not my scene.

17.11.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dammit!

17.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You saying that my brain produces normal, run of the mill, dog shit and not the weapons grade nuclear dog shit that my mom (RIP) said it produced? This is outrageous.

17.11.2025 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re telling me that your dogs poo scored in the 98th percentile in reading and 97th percentile in a mock SAT test in 10th grade? I don’t believe it.

17.11.2025 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You’re telling me even your dogs poo knows the Chiefs had the refs in the bag too? Well, it must have been really obvious.

17.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll have you know that I analyzed the game, I also closed my eyes and replayed the tape to sense the subtle shifts, ebbs and flows of energy that slanted officiating creates. How DARE you call me a moron!

17.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My methodology was watching the game like everyone else 🤷

17.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Going through it

17.11.2025 18:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve also completely fabricated how many calls the Chiefs benefited from yesterday, which the Broncos still managed to overcome.

17.11.2025 18:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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