Praisegod Barebones’ Hallowe’en Name.

The Hyphen formerly known as Prince (or
‘The Hyphen’ for short.)

Hush while I tell you of Werner von Braun…

Nah, you just need to be able to walk the line.

Ambulatory rhubarb? Ok, that’s a new one.

Huh. Didn't realize we bought rhubarb plants as well.

Guess that's Yorkshire for you.

Worrying noises from the new blueberry plants…wonder what’s up with that…

My name's Cornelius. Jerry Cornelius.

Currently polluting my subconscious: Rod Hull and Emo.

"Why did you think that last year, Rachel?'

The real anomaly there seems to be the absence of 5 1/2 B.

Mind you, if I had lived in the eighteenth century I probably wouldn’t have been going to the cinema on a Sunday anyway.

If I had lived in the eighteenth century I wouldn’t have been able to use Google to figure out that I’d accidentally left my ‘phone in town today.

Probably would have had to use carrier pigeons instead, which would have been messy and inconvenient.

As we grow older, we do not grow any younger.

Today we have Strategic Vision. Yesterday,
We had financial imperatives. And tomorrow morning,
We shall have what to do after firing. But today,
Today we have Strategic Vision. The quiet girl
At the back suddenly gets excited about a question,
And today we have Strategic Vision.

I feel the same way about David Cameron and “Chaos! with Ed Miliband”

Which one?

Difficult to argue that Trump is ineligible to be President of the US, I think.

bröllop, I mean.

Kända brollop, tho.

/ for Serpell, Martine, Anders and Hurley, * for Tchaikovsky, ! for Wellington.

Yes, I can see that.

TBH, I think it's deliberately slippery, but that may just reflect my existing view of Streeting.

Subject to the seasonal availability of zucchini, I think you probably already can.

I think this is a misreading.

'Through our actions not our words' means 'Don't worry about us saying racist stuff, provided the economy improves a bit.'

Sexy Where's My Phone.

Calypso? No, sorry, I'm not familiar with that name.

I’ve seen a lot of people complaining that no-one has taken the title ‘Prince’ away from Andrew Windsor, but it turns out that you can just not call him that if you don’t want to.

Gruesome!

Doesn't this involve reneging on a bunch of reciprocal agreements about pensions that have been in place for 50+ years?

Rationing for the under 45s might not lose them many votes. But it might play even better for the Conservatives.

Heads will roll.