tobi

I haven’t seen a lot of cis people I usually see pushing for calls, etc. doing so about these rules provisions, which would devastate trans people nationally.

Calls need to be made to all electeds and a firm stance taken ASAP, with ten times the fervor of the Kimmel/D+ event

A Fish Falls From the Sky and Sparks a Brush Fire in British Columbia

For a medieval monastic chronicler, a headline to die for

I took away all its brain cells 😂 Its stopped moving 😂

yo this magic shit is too easy

remember when the biggest criticism of crypto wasnt that its stupid but the very rightful fact that the amount of electricity it uses is like actually having a tangible effect on the environment? and that gen AI does the same? did they just. successfully suppress that info or something

lrt literally had to break the news a few weeks ago to some kids in one of my servers to for the love of god not engage with grok for that exact reason. its like appalling to me that people... dont... know?

four black and white busts of a man with black fire bursting from his eyes. in each portrait, he is slightly older, as evidenced by his hair growing longer and wrinkles forming in his face. he also looks less frightened in each subsequent bust.

chasing that dragon

I’ve been a digital artist for most of my life,
but, after really getting into it the past couple years
there’s just this tactile aspect to traditional art that you just can’t get from digital that keeps me coming back…

cuomo with PERVERT DEFEATED overlaid in elden ring text style of "you died"

ok i had to

In Celebration of Pride Month Aperture Science Abducts First Gay Test Subject HANCOCK, Mich. — In honor of Pride Month, Aperture Science Inc. has abducted their first gay test subject in company history. The groundbreaking abduction was…

In Celebration of Pride Month Aperture Science Abducts First Gay Test Subject

hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Edit of the Onion article to include the Space Launch System which says "Well Well well not so easy to find a booster that doesn't suck shit, huh?"

Approved for immediate release in all media

Fed him a brick

Sorry for decrease in DolbyPics. I got logged off of twitter and bsky on my phone and keep forgetting to fix it

A silhouette of a man with a large nose, facing to the viewer's left. There are sketched red diagrams superimposed over his head, the labels indecipherable. At the center of his head is a red triangle with a strange device extending behind it. Many more truangles are superimposed faintly around the central one in a sporadic pattern. In the man's chest, the placement of his lungs and heart are silhouetted as well, with a glowing red mark tucked in beside his heart.

A silhouette of a man with long, fluffy hair, facing the viewer's right. The implied lenses of goggles are stark white against the darkness of his face. In his chest, the placement of his lungs and heart are also in silhouette, his heart wreathed in black flame that swirls up towards his head, where it meets with another flame implying the shape of a brain. At the center of his head sits a smaller black flame outlined in white. Superimposed over the entire silhouette is a faint swirly rainbow pattern, implying the sheen of oil.

psychics are a rare and strange sort of folk. to find one is an oddity, but *two* in such close proximity?...

#ocsky #oc #artshare #cenval

25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink

132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times

hey sorry to be critical but reading through some of the comments here I can tell some of you aren't really "fans" at all, just casuals at best. one and two word comments it's honestly a disgrace you guys. please put in better effort, it's right there in the name. ONLY fans. thanks

A drawing of a black cat lying in ivy leaves. The caption reads, "a string of bad days does not equal a bad life; things can change"

looool

Homer of a Lonely Bart

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

you guys Hegseth is not going to stop dishing natsec facts on the Signal chat just because he made a couple of mistakes. ok? Signal is fun. Pete's first priority is having a good time with his buddies on the app. just calm down

change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage

A sketch of Mallory (she/her), an older black woman with an undercut afro. She is wearing dark makeup and has multiple piercings, and is smiling with bemusement.

Another sketch of Mallory, with less piercings and no makeup. She is looking to the side and scoffing.

A sketch of Lidovica (she/her), an anthropomorphic bison woman. Her hair is in a long mohawk down her back and has a few small braids extending from the length. She is smiling gently at the viewer.

A sketch of Atlas (she/her), a genderfluid dwarf-like Lumi. She has wavy, swept back hair and is clean shaven. She is winking and smiling at the viewer.

various cvr npc busts (player npcs bc they're characters We made instead of the gm lol) names in alt text

tobi @m0nsterdog.bsky.social put it best in pointing out that they're likely not even having a serious argument. rothello probably just said/did something stupid and archer went STOP and shoved him down really really badly

its fucking #cenval day 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

J at work (1 of 2 antivaxxers) has informed me that she won't eat (among other things) girl scout cookies due to a chemical additive she refers to only as "the gas"

does a small jig and clicks my heels together like the world's frutiest oompa loompa but wgen my feet hit the ground again my ankles shatter and i hit the ground, breaking my neck instantly and killing me

Bagggggggg

remember when he made this face. what the hell was that all about