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Not affiliated with this Flash family or any other. Or that one singer. Please stop asking why I look familiar. » Dimension-hopping speedster DCRP OC | written by bardlockcafe » Story & Banter, Happy to plot. » Current setting: Gotham? Too fast to tell.

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Latest posts by linehopper.bsky.social on Bluesky

What, you didn't hear me coming from the city?

05.12.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GROSS

05.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

||ACCURATE

01.12.2025 20:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

PLEASE say, "stop that."

23.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You could say, "stop that."

23.11.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

||you're making this the WORST day to be literate

22.11.2025 20:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dunno what's worse, that coming from the Superman half or the Luthor half.

22.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's 50% You saying that, big guy.

22.11.2025 20:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

The D in DILF can indeed stand for Dilapidated.

14.11.2025 02:05 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Jules, your brain is GIGANTIC.

14.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"To be fair I basically pay attention to nothing ever."

14.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"It's a mystery to everyone."

14.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I do! I should probably be shot on sight.

13.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know what I'm sayin' either, guys.

13.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One man's dilapidated is another man's DILF.

13.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

"Well, if you're gonna twist my arm."

10.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Me neither. You're the one who was being an a-

...mean? I don't remember when kids start swearing.

10.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do you seem mad about this?

10.11.2025 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

You could [swing.] You wouldn't land it.

10.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

So what if I punched a kid?

10.11.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Doo dooo dododo.

02.11.2025 03:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate it here.

02.11.2025 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Buddy I have been TRYING.

02.11.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I was thinking barbershop quartet BUT we'll probably need donuts for that.

02.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

No, I'm way to impatient for that and I'm bad at enough kinds of things as is.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

02.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

We should start a band.

02.11.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Ohhh do you not know that dude's history?

Hang on, I can't remember if I'm supposed to in this 'verse...

02.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I said this shit is

02.11.2025 03:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

What? Suddenly we don't support strong women? Damn.

02.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She's awesome too, don't get me wrong.

But someone who dates guys like Nettle DEFINITELY knows how to deal with playground bulllies, y'know what I mean?

02.11.2025 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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