my bidet is so strong i gotta wipe my mouth after
01.02.2026 21:50 β π 351 π 102 π¬ 3 π 0@mechafied.bsky.social
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my bidet is so strong i gotta wipe my mouth after
01.02.2026 21:50 β π 351 π 102 π¬ 3 π 0Dark Magician Girlπ
24.01.2026 13:57 β π 8748 π 2117 π¬ 34 π 1Super Creek
#umamusume
Oooohh yeas
14.01.2026 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WAITER, WAITER! MORE THIS PLEASEE
12.01.2026 02:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0woah who drew that
11.01.2026 17:42 β π 3985 π 671 π¬ 20 π 3relatively quick drawing of the girls in alternate clothes (orange cardigan and purple leather jacket)
#rkgk
11.01.2026 02:31 β π 5744 π 1619 π¬ 14 π 5Astonishing how low clutch toddlers are. Situation gets even a little difficult and they crumble. Holding a cookie with the dog around, no shot they donβt drop it 2 to 3 times.
11.01.2026 16:56 β π 472 π 49 π¬ 9 π 1forgetting the word Domesticated and telling people at this party raccoons have gotten "more coachable." at some point i start adding "over the offseason" which i don't think raccoons even have yet
11.01.2026 01:40 β π 1583 π 230 π¬ 5 π 6The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad itβs the leftβs fault, and if the right does something bad, itβs also the leftβs fault for making them do it. Itβs a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
10.01.2026 23:24 β π 27982 π 7045 π¬ 757 π 354i made a guide on how to write, draw, and print a doujinshi/fanzine/whatever you want to call it.
this is a crash course on literally everything i know about making doujinshi. it's over 40 pages long. i hope you like it.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
this is what it feels like being a fem trans guy
10.01.2026 19:23 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0When his boypussy is rank π₯β€οΈ
10.01.2026 18:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just burped and i swear i could taste stomach acid on my breath #hungry
10.01.2026 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this has become a very important video to me
07.12.2025 04:29 β π 20179 π 4825 π¬ 318 π 389guy who might be named tony: yea my name starts with a t haha you can guess it if you want
12.08.2025 15:39 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 7 π 0Who the hell voted a cow into the Arima Kinen!?!?!?!
03.08.2025 19:12 β π 736 π 105 π¬ 10 π 1A depressed man says "sometimes I feel like I've seen too much to ever feel like a normal person." Alex reassures him "hey man... despite everything... it's still you. The man tears up. He says "wow. that's great. Did you make that up?" Alex, confidently says "yes... yes I did..."
26.07.2025 15:14 β π 7644 π 1538 π¬ 43 π 14Currently on the phone with Visa
Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use
The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch
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Fluttershy π¦
#mylittlepony #fluttershy
Digital graphic with the text "anti-censorship campaign" and screenshots of headlines about how multiple storefronts have removed NSFW content due to pressure from payment processors and Collective Shout.
I know we're upset about itch, but they're not the only ones
Payment processors harassed companies bc of a 1,000 email hate campaign
But we can EASILY top 1,000!
I prewrote an email + got the contact info - you just have to send!
β»π¬β‘ to boost
We CAN make a difference π
#itch #censorship
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NOTHIN BETTER THAN LIVE TV
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