heckanism

Never forget that JD Vance killed the pope

JD Vance killed the Pope

Going to any sporting event where Eagles fans will be present is a fun way to commit suicide.

Si!

Contenta de ser mexicana

a cartoon character is standing in front of a fire and says that 's rough buddy . ALT: a cartoon character is standing in front of a fire and says that 's rough buddy .

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@penbird42.bsky.social

My lover just called Rothbart “the Benadryl hat man from Swan Lake” BlueSky, I think this might be the one

But like seriously, Tchaikovsky could write a bop

Flirt

“Tonight you’ll be visited by three spirits.”

If they don’t look like this they can’t come.

Amen

Duuuuude, it’s like we’re together but far away

Nothing like that good Christmas weed

No, it just means there’s a ton of extra paperwork now if we want to go home, it’s a real drag

This is a common misconception, Pluto doesn’t cause autism, we autists actually come from Pluto

I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh

Masterful gambit, m’lord

Chestnuts nipping at your nose

If you thinks it’s just because “he’s hot”, you’re a fucking idiot.

If you’re an app developer, you can have this advice for free: making me sit through a 90+ second ad for your game is a 100% guarantee that I will never download it.

I like to time my edibles so they’re kicking in right as I’m finishing a joint

My greatest wish is that this be remembered as the most important piece of literature written in this 2020s.

That’s a billion dollar idea right there, kid *chews cigar*

Hail Satan, full of grace.

That seems like a solid deal, and I would know, I’m a young millennial venture capitalist self-starter, hey not to switch gears here, but can I interest you in my NFT? For a very reasonable price you can own the concept of the word heck.