@dankmccoy.bsky.social
Creator/co-host @flophousepodcast.com, a comedy podcast about bad movies. Wrote for The Daily Show for a decade. Drawings on Instagram at danmccoydraws.
08.02.2026 14:19 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
don't zerbert sherbet, sir
a sure bet, that splats
your fur hat.
a fruit attack!
Ppppfffflat
Sleep!
08.02.2026 04:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you!
08.02.2026 03:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0If this Olympics opening ceremony is truly about unity, then show full penetration you cowards!
07.02.2026 03:44 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Who am I kidding. No one bothers to learn anything.
07.02.2026 02:31 β π 406 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0
It'll really blow this guy's mind when he learns about this.
07.02.2026 02:30 β π 704 π 34 π¬ 7 π 099% of entertainment* writing on the internet is either AI slop or garbage written by people who know nothing about the topic because those in charge refuse to pay anyone who'd provide better.
*(I could probably just say "writing" at this point, but I especially notice it in media stuff.)
Excellent title.
07.02.2026 02:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
07.02.2026 02:20 β π 4610 π 1025 π¬ 125 π 126
Guys, we drug tested all the athletes, but we forgot the opening ceremony.
07.02.2026 01:55 β π 217 π 11 π¬ 10 π 3Tiger Balm soothes aching muscles by helping you concentrate on your newly burning flesh.
#OldManPosts
A: Yes, "Middlemarch," by George Eliot.
04.02.2026 15:25 β π 61 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
A silly video.
I made this for specific reasons (explained on the YouTube page), but I think it can be enjoyed without context perfectly well.
youtu.be/hur-vdLLV-E?...
Man, I feel all of this.
03.02.2026 16:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Out early & ad-free on our Patreon, @flophousepodcast.comβs @dankmccoy.bsky.social joins us to discuss the β80s toy toon classic, Jem!
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The fuck is this framing? Yeah, it over performed. It over performed the most DISASTROUS projections. It still bombed like the Manhattan Project.
www.usatoday.com/story/entert...
classic cat prank
01.02.2026 22:00 β π 47 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0Last night my laptop went crazy and started just typing periods and not letting me type anything, and I was worried it was fucked and I'd have to replace this expensive thing.
Then I walked into the other room to find our cat Panda sitting on the external bluetooth keyboard.
That was the revamped line-up after they lost Daryl Hall.
01.02.2026 00:04 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Weird that we never talk about this album.
31.01.2026 23:49 β π 41 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0no
31.01.2026 05:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Melania clearly supports the general strike -- choosing this weekend to release a movie no one will be tempted to spend money on.
30.01.2026 23:24 β π 5117 π 696 π¬ 145 π 45
29.01.2026 19:45 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Welp.
(crosses Darren Aronofsky off list of "directors I like")
no thx
29.01.2026 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The fuck is your point?
29.01.2026 12:54 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go away, Kloby.
29.01.2026 12:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Aggressive coach voice)
"Pobody's nerfect? POBODY'S NERFECT?!? What kind of excuse is that?! I expect NERFECTION!"
Fucking quisling loser.
29.01.2026 10:43 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
