What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?

Puuluup has did a backflip but ended up breaking their neck all in an effort to try to impress Mimicat and threw a brick at a window in Kaunas whilst plotting an arson attack!

Marina Satti has has won Melodifestivalen, beating Monika Liu and summoned demons in Lithuania whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!

Claude has jumped onto Væb and Honest Vocal Coach in Sweden whilst attending a gaming convention!

Klavdia has killed the president of the United States with themselves has turned into a werewolf Spain whilst commiting voter fraud!

Conchita Wurst has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by Mae Muller and summoned Joseph Stalin in Stockholm whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!

Loreen has did a backflip but ended up breaking their neck all in an effort to try to impress Jack Horner and has been exiled from France whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!

Dilja has fallen in love with Joker Out has turned into a werewolf r/eurovision land whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!

Duncan Lawrence has blocked Joker Out on Roblox in Paris whilst commiting voter fraud!

Puuluup has drank the milk of the milkshake man Snoopy has made the company open source of Estonia whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!

Lena has out-slayed Luke Black and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Lithuania whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!

Lucie Jones has stabbed Miriana Conte and Honest Vocal Coach in The Soviet Union whilst listening to 'The Code'!

Iru has become a horse, cursed by Karol G and uploaded it to r/funny in a padded cell whilst commiting voter fraud!

Dilja has yass-ified Vladimir Putin and deep fried diffrent stuff in San Marino whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!

Blanca Paloma has killed the president of the United States with Marco Mengoni during a concert in Malta whilst destroying years of progress into disease research!

Rambo Amadeus has jumped onto Martin Osterdahl and threw a brick at a window in Lisbon whilst releasing a deadly disease that could wipe out 50% of human population!

Klavdia has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Perrito and got married The Soviet Union whilst comitting an act of money laundering!

Alexander Rybak has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Shkodra Elektronike and JJ in Bosnia and Herzegovina whilst commiting voter fraud!

Joost Klein has somehow summoned Death Wolf to kill Mimicat and recieved an exorcism in Warsaw whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!

Vladana has fallen in love with Nebulossa and yassi-fied Lisbon whilst listening to 'Hadje Da Ludujemo'!

Joost Klein has given a rose to a fish and threw a brick at a window in Sealand whilst listening to 'The Code'!

Hera Bjork has been caught shoving cows off cliffs with Tiffany has received 81 televotes in Melfest Cyprus whilst plotting an arson attack!

Shkodra Elektronike has took revenge by setting alight the family of Jerry Heil and got many lawsuits Baku whilst committing an act of fraud!

La Zarra has murdered Tiffany and Honest Vocal Coach in Floptropica whilst committing an act of identity theft!

Nemo has defenestrated Bambie Thug and spontaneously combusted in Cyprus whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!

Ronela has accidentally thrown an anvil onto Loreen and Loreen in r/eurovision land whilst winning the ESC250 vote!

Natalia Barbu has has been offended by Lumo and became an exorcist in a padded cell whilst comitting an act of armed robbery!

Alyona Alyona has blocked Nemo has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Nicke's bluesky account whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!

Perrito has given a gift of water and a toaster to Kristina has received 81 televotes in Melfest Estonia whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!

Jerry Heil has bullied themselves and yassi-fied Ukraine whilst plotting an arson attack!

Tudor Bumbac has been arrested along with Loreen and JJ in Finland whilst drink-driving!