What are YOUR Eurovision Faves up to?

La Zarra has sacrificed Bambie Thug and threw a brick at a window in Estonia whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!

Mimicat has become a horse, cursed by Jessica Rabbit and summoned Joseph Stalin in London whilst attending a furry convention!

Duncan Lawrence has defenestrated Daffy Duck during a gaming convention in San Marino whilst carrying salmon suspiciously!

Sam Ryder has killed the president of the United States with a fish and Tajci in Yugoslavia whilst attending the cursed drag queen birthday party!

Joker Out has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Erika Vikman and won the lawsuit Spain whilst battling an imaginary situation possible!

Louane has became a dictator with Parg has become the 5th member of Dolly Style Latvia whilst drug dealing!

Lolanda has had a deadly curse put on them by Martin Osterdahl while watching a film in Lumo's dungeon whilst attending a gaming convention!

Bambie Thug has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with the Honest Vocal Coach and threw a brick at a window in Warsaw whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!

Teya has killed Teya and Nemo in Yugoslavia whilst drink-driving!

Snoopy has accidentally thrown an anvil onto Gabry Ponte and won the lawsuit Finland whilst getting Sammarinese citizenship!

Conchita Wurst has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Alessandra and started a huge forest fire in the forests of Floptropica whilst commiting voter fraud!

Lena has somehow summoned Death Wolf to kill Tai Lung and threw a brick at a window in Nicke's bluesky account whilst winning the ESC250 vote!

Cornelia Jakobs has drank the milk of the milkshake man Nina Zizic on twitter in Baku whilst attending a gaming convention!

Joker Out has assisinated the President of Latvia - Zoë Më during a concert in the "horny jail" whilst attending a gaming convention!

Louane has been caught by a abnormally large mouse trap laid down by La Zarra and got many lawsuits Brazil whilst setting fire to a childrens hospital!

Claude has been arrested along with Angelina Mango and Loreen in Portugal whilst drink-driving!

Brooke has jumped off a cliff to try to impress Alyona Al-Kaida while watching a film in the horehroine region of slovakia whilst trowing Tiffany into the atmosphere!

Joost Klein has has won Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up, beating Lumo and accidently became a dictator in Lithuania whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!

Dons has sacrificed Nick Wilde and deep fried diffrent stuff in Cyprus whilst comitting an act of money laundering!

Sarah Bonnici has fallen in love with Tommy Cash and summoned Joseph Stalin in Barcelona whilst nuking San Marino!

La Zarra has accidentally thrown 293 lemons at Felix the Cat and accidently became a dictator in Baku whilst plotting an arson attack!

Joker Out has out-slayed Cornelia Jakobs and became an exorcist in Stockholm whilst committing an act of regicide!

Melody has become the fascist leader of Nemo and Honest Vocal Coach in Ukraine whilst dancing to 'HOT TO GO!'!

Salena has somehow summoned Death Wolf to kill themselves and deep fried diffrent stuff in Malta whilst winning the ESC250 vote!

Jerry Heil has set fire to Miriana Conte and spontaneously combusted in Finland whilst committing an act of identity theft!

Mimicat has became a dictator with Alessandra for playing minecraft in Estonia whilst selling t-shirts on top of the roof!

Natalia Barbu has killed the president of France with an orphan in r/eurovision land whilst winning the ESC250 vote!

Loreen has has won UMK, beating Tynna and yassi-fied Spain whilst committing an act of identity theft!

Nina Zizic has been caught shoplifting 291 chocolate bars with Dons and Tajci in Ukraine whilst chasing suspicious minions dressed as crewmates!

Justyna Steczkowska has sharted with Miriana Conte and recieved an exorcism in Birmingham whilst committing an act of regicide!