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Andy Ridgwell

@derpcode.bsky.social

Cat collector. MLP obsessive. Fixer of other peoples bugs (occasionally gets to write their own bugs). Far too incompetent to ever be replaced by AI.

782 Followers  |  52 Following  |  27 Posts  |  Joined: 26.11.2023  |  2.1776

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At least it would be frozen.

28.01.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
picture of snow-covered roof ... snow removed from solar panels

picture of snow-covered roof ... snow removed from solar panels

I feel that I should be in front of the fire, and 10 cats could be usefully engaged in removing the snow from the solar panels. Couldn't they pretend it was a giant sloping and very cold litter box?

27.01.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Todays rescue (from being a cat toy)

01.12.2024 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Snowy view at dawn

Snowy view at dawn

Some work required today changing the (x,y) coordinates of frozen water.
A shovel may be involved.

10.02.2024 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Coding had to take a back seat to snow-blowing.

08.02.2024 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm up for another double inversion!

28.01.2024 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat in a box

Cat in a box

A little known evolutionary fact β€” natural selection in domesticated felines has led to cats being the same shape as boxes.

27.01.2024 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One day I might post about science … but only if I can work cats into it.

21.01.2024 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2 cats lying on a swing chair

2 cats lying on a swing chair

More cats. Because … cats.

21.01.2024 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cats in boxes

Cats in boxes

When cardboard recycling would be like taking candy from a baby.

21.01.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lasers mounted on forams?
The ultimate zooplankton.
Isn't evolution amazing?

03.01.2024 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cats sleeping in a cat bed.

Cats sleeping in a cat bed.

Contrast, with a random sample of cats in the room with the wood fire.
(The abstract on 288.7K being a critical cat-climate tipping point is already submitted.)

30.12.2023 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a cat ... completely hidden under a blanket.

Picture of a cat ... completely hidden under a blanket.

This is what cat pictures end up like when you let the room temperature drop below 60F (288.7K for you SI types).

30.12.2023 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We have a dog for a mayor. Can’t even drive :o)

11.12.2023 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we are only posting cats. Wait, maybe I misread the instructions ...

07.12.2023 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bobcat sitting up

Bobcat sitting up

Bobcat stalking

Bobcat stalking

kitty

06.12.2023 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why catamarans?

05.12.2023 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

I think the prior COP28 session on addressing global food insecurity had a talk titled 'Why caviar?'

05.12.2023 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because you can sling a net between the two hulls to hold all your millions safe and away from the 99%.

05.12.2023 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'de-carbonize'
whatever
it is late
I should be making like a cat. Except I think I'll skip the tuna dreams.

01.12.2023 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This one is dreaming up ways to carbonize the economy.
Or ... you know ... rid the ocean of excess tuna.

01.12.2023 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What could possibly be sub-optimal with flying 70,000 attendees flying around the world ... for the 28th time ... to highlight the need for reductions in carbon emissions.

01.12.2023 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least for marine invertebrates, some combination of the relative infrequency of major mass extinctions over the past ~200Ma in conjunction with maximum continental fragmentation (and maximum habitat diversity) allowed for that long rise to today:
www.nature.com/articles/s41...

28.11.2023 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every little helps.
In this vein -- instead of Musk going to Mars (which would shrink the Earth's orbit to preserve total angular momentum), I propose that he goes live on the surface of Mercury.

28.11.2023 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Presumably daytime launches have the effect of very slightly increasing the mean distance from the Sun that the Earth orbits.
We should definitely mitigate CO2-drive warming by changing our orbit. Much easier than getting anyone to ... you know ... shift to a lower consumption lifestyle.

28.11.2023 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DOI: 10.1038/NGEO2304
Just don't ask me the details because I can hardly remember what I did yesterday. (I think the answer was: scoop the litter of 11 cats.)

27.11.2023 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cat stretched out on its back. Pack up in the air as if in celebration.

Cat stretched out on its back. Pack up in the air as if in celebration.

That feeling you get from posting your first cat picture of the day :o)

26.11.2023 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

print*,'Hello, World!'

26.11.2023 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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