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@fredarmisen Fred Armisen I just learned about someone who lives in Portland and specializes in doing talk therapy with coma patients I know you'll know what to do.

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@hollyanderson.bsky.social I'll see your soothing clay teapot pottery and raise you hypnotic cobbling

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Donation of $222.00 to New American Pathways, with a full company match, in honor of John Heisman's greatest hatorade moment

@edsbs.bsky.social if there's one thing john heisman would've done if he could've, it's truck cumberland twice.

double dip for georgia tech.

go birds.

to everyone who googled what tariffs are after they cast their vote in november, you did it! you made egg prices the least of our economic concerns! teamwork makes the dream work.

it still will be, because philly is one of those shithole cities (derogatory) when in fact it is one of those dirtbag cities (complementary)

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

next year's super bowl halftime show will be luke combs, to balance things out

you'd think the philadelphia pd, of all organizations, would know this by now

i'm not saying the head of machine learning at meta is an idiot, but the math behind ml isn't rocket science and yet it fills thousands of posts on medium of wannabe data scientists.

philadelphia: where the city building codes have a minimum number of people that the roof of a bus shelter has to support, for public safety reason.

i still get pissed that yann lecun took a derivative of a function of a function using the chain rule and got a bunch of cs dweebs to think he's a genius

it's not even a riot, it's an impromptu celebration with a few thousand of your buddies.

ゴブーヅス

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Here's Kendrick Lamar's full Super Bowl performance.
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he had noted drake ex serena williams come out in the midst of calling drake a pedophile again, and it concluded with this image, so overall i'd say pretty good

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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

go birds

that's right

middle school kid who watches the news-ass idea

somehow patrick mahomes remembering he can play like patrick mahomes after spending several hours as the one legged man at an ass-kicking party is even funnier than if he'd just kept sucking shit the whole way through and blamed it on bad beignets or something.

same. it was always there, but seeing a political movement rise in direct opposition to it, mother fuckers.

this is a trick to get the cops with horses to drop their guard

“Meg Ryan provides cumspiration for Syd Sweeney at Katz’s, also Billy is there, AND MAY I REMIND YOU our product STRONGLY resembles jizz.” - me in the pitch meeting for that mayo commercial

i find it fascinating that, for all my kinda-to-very-left-of-center positions, it's all rooted in exactly this small c conservative love of america and what it can and should stand for.

Jeep coming in to have Harrison Ford doing a greatest generation ass freedom ad for electric cars... man. Woke winning the war

you have to recognize that a lot of the bone-deep panic among conservatives these last couple decades is based on them slowly losing the culture war

these are people who see no joy in watching nick saban beat brian kelly to death with a ball pin hammer on national television.

I have been watching the Telemundo broadcast and have had very few of the high profile ads and zero Toms Brady, and also Telemundo Excitement when Philly scores.