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Shelby Parks

@funnyqueer.bsky.social

If you’re looking for someone with a high paying job and a huge dick then you’re in the wrong place. Welcome to the shitshow.

42 Followers  |  47 Following  |  32 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.1715

Latest posts by funnyqueer.bsky.social on Bluesky

What’s new, pussycat?

22.01.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Set it up on the other side of the room, I can’t see you through the window from there 👀

28.12.2024 22:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just got a PS5 Pro so I’m trying to catch up and get a look at all the enhanced games. FF7 looks dramatically better. DD2 as well. Hogwarts Legacy looks great too but the game isn’t very good and I keep thinking about She Who Must Not Be Named too much to enjoy it.

28.12.2024 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You had to know you were “kicking the beehive” so to speak with this one lmao. You’re brave. The chuds rabid hatred of this game is strong. Almost TLOU2 levels.

28.12.2024 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now is the right time! I’m playing it and it’s excellent. All the heart and charm of the last game with lots of gameplay improvements. It’s a tough year though.

Are you doing the controversial move of including Shadow of the Erdtree as a game?

09.12.2024 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you like Diablo-like games, Chronicon is very good and it’s pretty cheap on Steam. Even if you don’t have a gaming pc, it should work fine on integrated graphics.

Atlas Fallen: Reign of Sand is more of a “AA” game but it’s also really underrated.

09.12.2024 18:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can. They are *STILL* releasing PS4 ports for a lot of games and it’s almost 2025.

09.12.2024 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Diablo 4 and Last Epoch

25.11.2024 02:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, you have me beat!

23.11.2024 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It was on my YouTube homepage on the app I believe.

Gave a recap of all the music I listened to and the channels I watched. It was neat.

23.11.2024 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same. They are hellbent on keeping the balance where it’s at but the combat is at a snails pace. What I love about D3 is how you can demolish hoards of enemies. Killing one individual demon takes so long in D4, even with a decent build. They keep our characters so weak and for WHAT?

23.11.2024 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve heard of grasping at straws but I don’t have a word or phrase for this 😂

Is that really all they have? Lmao

23.11.2024 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Diablo 4. I’m dying to find a game I like as much as Diablo 3 but I can’t find one. Bounced off of Grim Dawn, I got a little overwhelmed by all the complexity coming from a much simpler APRG. I want to try again soon though, I liked it overall. I’m just dumb lmao

23.11.2024 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In the top 0.4% of watch time for DF fans? I didn’t realize just how dedicated I was until now lmao. Thanks for all the good content, fellas.
@dachsjaeger.bsky.social @oliemack.bsky.social @dark1x.bsky.social @digitalfoundry.bsky.social

23.11.2024 01:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Yeah, but Pizzagaetz made me laugh my ass off. I love a good callback joke.

22.11.2024 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So, now that we can edit genes and do all kinds of crazy, science fiction like stuff why haven’t we made Golden Retrievers that stay puppies forever?!

I want one 🥺

21.11.2024 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ope, found my first dickhead to block!

20.11.2024 23:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve really been rooting for this game. Not only do I like the concept, the devs have been through hell and still put the game out. I hope people love it and it continues to succeed, those devs in Ukraine deserve a break.

20.11.2024 23:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@hipsterharrison.bsky.social you can post nudes on here unlike Facebook…..👀😂

20.11.2024 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where’s the flasher who lives next door? 😂

20.11.2024 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it weren’t for my Pirin tablets, I don’t think I could go on.

20.11.2024 20:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sign the Petition IMPEACH RYAN WALTERS

Sign this, please. It may or may not do any good but it just takes a second and it’s a good cause. This man has ruined the few drops of credibility OK schools had. He’s a national embarrassment and a Christian nationalist. He’s a terrorist.

20.11.2024 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This big turkey says, “Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Christmas! Please drop food.”

20.11.2024 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One in my mouth, one in my butt 😩

20.11.2024 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A reminder, especially now we're all in "The Good Place", the following still holds true:

If you get angry or upset or hopeless or mad... by something you see in a post: Google it before you share it.

Especially if you agree with the poster!

#factchecking #advice #stophoaxes

20.11.2024 18:20 — 👍 93    🔁 18    💬 2    📌 3
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#guillotines
#shitpostoftheday

20.11.2024 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus fucking Christ. Somehow, it’s even worse than I’d imagined. I hate it here so bad lmao

19.11.2024 03:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MAGA chuds getting their comeuppance and crying about it never gets old. It’s sweeter than even the most artificially flavored, corn syrup packed “fruit punch flavored drink” money can buy.

19.11.2024 02:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I hope he drops dead but what is this about? What video?

19.11.2024 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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