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@krakoafunk.bsky.social

Your favorite neighborhood shitposter with a heart of gold. Stop arguing with people John Brown would’ve *pew pew’d*

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Etsy refuses to remove Alligator Alcatraz merch from their website.

Flood them with emails and social media posts. Demand they take down the listings.

The disappearing, kidnapping and torturing of others is not a merchandising opportunity.

This is life and death.

06.07.2025 05:06 — 👍 3245    🔁 1366    💬 163    📌 94
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exactly Beyoncé🫶🏽✨

29.04.2025 04:41 — 👍 392    🔁 135    💬 0    📌 5

Marco Rubio just made the argument, bold faced, not a mistake an intentional statement, that at any time the US can revoke your visa and then you are instantly here illegally and they can arrest you, deport you, torture you, all without any due process.

That means the United States is simply unsafe

27.03.2025 19:40 — 👍 17592    🔁 5094    💬 560    📌 332

The NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER added the EDITOR OF THE ATLANTIC to a PRINCIPALS COMMITTEE TEXT CHAIN set up for the DEFENSE SECRETARY about PLANNED MILITARY STRIKES.

Here's a thread of involved parties talking about the need for secure communications (when Dems are involved):

24.03.2025 18:30 — 👍 12988    🔁 3837    💬 355    📌 399
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Ahhh Janelle Monae did the moon walk!! #Grammys

03.02.2025 03:42 — 👍 973    🔁 72    💬 16    📌 7

AP straight up stole my story with zero credit lol

29.01.2025 21:58 — 👍 3005    🔁 416    💬 81    📌 23
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I’d recommend everyone regardless of medical risk bring a mask on your airplane journey, a disinfectant wipe to clean the seat you’re in and hand sanitizer.

It’s going to be on you alone to protect your health.

Warning signs are everywhere.

27.12.2024 19:46 — 👍 25606    🔁 8449    💬 943    📌 608
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This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media

27.12.2024 20:27 — 👍 63322    🔁 13591    💬 1136    📌 786

the new dianne feinstein biopic is excellent, not sure why they decided to call it nosferatu though

27.12.2024 03:45 — 👍 2876    🔁 187    💬 60    📌 18
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Read the NYPD’s Mangione report the media won't publish Post-Luigi, the "extremist" threat is you

If you’re a social media user who’s expressed anything other than condemnation for the murder of UnitedHealthcare's CEO, counterterrorism authorities might consider you an “extremist" per NYPD intel report:

27.12.2024 18:22 — 👍 2378    🔁 498    💬 298    📌 137

#AddToBeyHive

25.12.2024 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That was one hell of a show.

25.12.2024 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Phenomenal show for sure

25.12.2024 23:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This week in gerontocracy

13.12.2024 20:17 — 👍 2164    🔁 239    💬 77    📌 37

Graduated high school with this kid 😬
Nice guy but sad to see he hasn’t changed much in the past 2 decades

10.12.2024 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell yea Civ VI

10.12.2024 01:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do I just buy these Kendrick tickets for an XMas gift for my husband?

09.12.2024 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A simple experiment you can do is buy a server, set up a website with nothing on it, then look at the access logs. All day, every day, there are random systems just blasting vulnerabilities at every device on the internet. Analysts call it "background noise", executives call it "cyber attacks".

06.12.2024 02:15 — 👍 6796    🔁 751    💬 160    📌 48

Beautiful work!

06.12.2024 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will Stancil is an absolute fucking moron.

06.12.2024 03:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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UnitedHealthcare Tells Employees to 'Shut Up' Accusations against slain CEO Brian Thompson are part of the story. Media should cover it.

UnitedHealthcare orders employees not to talk to the press in the wake of CEO’s murder, per internal documents. Read the leaked United records:

05.12.2024 20:43 — 👍 2267    🔁 474    💬 100    📌 55

i had health care ceo gunned down in the street, failed south korean coup, and hawk tuah crypto rug pull on my bingo card. i'm the best predictive bingo player in the world and i'm drowning in tail.

05.12.2024 17:04 — 👍 325    🔁 17    💬 4    📌 1

Didn’t realize CEOs getting capped would be the thing to send me back to LinkedIn, yet here I am.. laughing my ass off at the posts

05.12.2024 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social is out here doing the lord’s work. 🫡

05.12.2024 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Workday listening on a snowy Thursday
#WhitneyHouston ‘The Concert for a New South Africa’

Few folks can cover Stevie, but Whitney & Donny Hathaway earned their stripes.

05.12.2024 16:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield is hosting training tomorrow in the OR for us to learn how to have patients bite on a stick when the anesthesia time clock ends

05.12.2024 02:01 — 👍 1914    🔁 285    💬 133    📌 20

Slain UnitedHealthcare CEO was sued by a firefighters' pension fund in March for insider trading and fraud. The suit alleges he sold $15 million in company stock while failing to disclose a DOJ investigation into the company. Read the lawsuit: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/lawsuit-ag...

05.12.2024 02:55 — 👍 1912    🔁 418    💬 48    📌 41
The Ring Nebula (M57), is more complicated than it appears through a small telescope. The easily visible central ring is about one light-year across, but this remarkable combined exposure by the James Webb Space Telescope and the Hubble Space Telescope explores this popular nebula with deep exposures in visible and infrared light. Strings of gas, like eyelashes around a cosmic eye, become evident around the Ring in this digitally enhanced featured image in assigned colors. These long filaments may be caused by shadowing of knots of dense gas in the ring from energetic light emitted within.

The Ring Nebula (M57), is more complicated than it appears through a small telescope. The easily visible central ring is about one light-year across, but this remarkable combined exposure by the James Webb Space Telescope and the Hubble Space Telescope explores this popular nebula with deep exposures in visible and infrared light. Strings of gas, like eyelashes around a cosmic eye, become evident around the Ring in this digitally enhanced featured image in assigned colors. These long filaments may be caused by shadowing of knots of dense gas in the ring from energetic light emitted within.

this is a combined view of the hubble and webb views of the ring nebula and oh my god it’s SO beautiful 🌌

04.12.2024 00:09 — 👍 5288    🔁 406    💬 99    📌 29
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a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a group of people and saying `` yay ! congratulations ! '' ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a group of people and saying `` yay ! congratulations ! ''
05.12.2024 01:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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