ACH

this is the intent of any Harlan Coben series

"the calm before the storm"

the storm is him doing processed meat farts in every locker

SMALL FAMILIES

what

definitely no haslet for that sort of behaviour

yeah the brickies just conveniently gave up consistency on the rowlock course behind where Goddwin is standing

trees can be very comfortable

that's a very fucked letterbox and doorstep combo

ask him who would win in a race between Che Guevara and Eddie Kidd, if the prize was a haslet sandwich

which Keir will turn up though
a) I am resigning
b) I am waffling

it sounds like the more optimal approach would be to shut Martin out

Of course, its reclusive grimestep duo Bedford Station

suspect operating outside the law (or at least trade/diplomatic protocol) was one of the reasons he was a trade envoy, until the govt twigged a) he was a big reputation risk and b) he was useless at bringing in any meaningful trade

Starmer addressing the PLP tomorrow

oh so it was Just One Guy

YouTube video by Rlogo Sliding doon Falkland hill..

goin at quite a pace like

the 'art' in this is immaterial for these chuds, it's just the 'success' that's important

I'll say it again: whoever invented the penis has a lot to answer for

goin doon an ice tunnel on a wee tray, pure adrens man

that all sounds very welcoming, take a flamethrower

my brain: but you'll lose touch with all these people you never talk to

we're officially voting to continue being a chaotic mess

"an excellent value for the money"

went on it today after several months - constant AI slop and "suggested" posts

nothing actually real, wondering what I would miss by binning it entirely

box was full of Tunnocks teacake wrappers, gonks, Lego minifigs, stolen staplers, photoshopped eye test receipts

women's cricket would break their minds

Imagine being the sort of person whose obituary appears in lowercase, with a trailing comma to suggest the obit writer couldn't be bothered to finish, because nobody would be bothered to read further

Morgan McSweeney
Clearing his desk while the cab's at the door
Who is it for?

good choice!

Misread "Movie with" as "Moved in with" and thought EXCELLENT CARPE DIEM LIFE CHOICE AAA++