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Andrew CH

@nibus.bsky.social

glass artist / unprolific musician / shitposter / haribo composting machine / still getting up to mischif Cornwall, UK

1,532 Followers  |  743 Following  |  11,175 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  2.7899

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in my day the computer made noises through the telephone and then a man came out of the computer television and read the information to you and his name was netscape navigator 4.02

27.10.2025 08:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

these people are all in active retirement on Reddit

27.10.2025 08:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ahhh congratulations!

26.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

techbros arriving at the chiropractor

26.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heck of a photofit on an old Crimewatch.

26.10.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
Allison from The Breakfast Club as a moderate goth (left) then as an ultra goth (right)

Allison from The Breakfast Club as a moderate goth (left) then as an ultra goth (right)

26.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

love how the pfp blur makes it look like a petri dish full of germs

26.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strategic Independent Advisory Group

26.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent work!

CΓΊ Chulainn still strutting along unfazed by everything

26.10.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

[rimshot]

26.10.2025 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You had 1 hour of uncategorisable stasis; please see your GP"

26.10.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not have "crochet chicken surprised at own arousal" on my bingo card

25.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you knock off Mrs Vera Boggins, the beadle's assistant? She knows what she did.

25.10.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

87.5%

25.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just enough weight to stop the occupant escaping

25.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear Mia is half Ewok

25.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PlEaSe wAtCh mY ViDeO BrO TrUsT Me bRo

25.10.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This *is* the moment a Wagner Group arsonist is arrested in a B&Q car park.

25.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the moment a Wagner Group arsonist is arrested in a B&Q car park.

25.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

urgh that's the thing, you've got to actively not hate your own music

25.10.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck yes!

free Haribo for all!

25.10.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beware the one cashier who Talks At You For Hours

25.10.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with red hair is smiling and making an ok sign in a crowded room . Alt: A man with red hair is smiling and making an ok sign in a crowded room. It's John Thomson on the Fast Show's 'Jazz Club"
25.10.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

def not going to vote for her this time either

25.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

give me your top 20 passwords and credit card numbers

25.10.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dukes of Stratosphear / You're A Good Man, Albert Brown
REM / It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

will happily listen to all this now but it doesn't really reflect what I listen to most at the moment

25.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that's a bit easier:

Sugarcubes / Birthday
XTC/ The Meeting Place
Sisters of Mercy / This Corrosion
Sisters of Mercy / Lucretia My Reflection
M/A/R/R/S / Pump up the Volume
Fields of the Nephilim / Blue Water
The Cult / Love Removal Machine
Alien Sex Fiend / Hurricane Fighter Plane

25.10.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

would have loved a Praga Khan/JAMC collab

25.10.2025 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

87, an excellent year but I'm damned if I can think of 20 *singles*

25.10.2025 11:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you and 84% of voters

25.10.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@nibus is following 20 prominent accounts