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what???? how DARE

a doodle of a cat standing, above the cat, handwritten text reads “january 1st”

a doodle of a cat with a very long beard and a cane, making it look elderly. above the cat, handwritten text reads “january 315876…”

help

a virgin sacrifice, if you will

i will see myself out now

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Demon who accidentally summons a human and is overwhelmed by the unexpected responsibility.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

overheard some girlies in the ski lift line chattering excitedly about heated rivalry, that show has escaped containment in the most amazing way 🥰

GIVE THAT GIRL HER FKN FRENCH FRIES

Seth asking Connor to come on Late Night

via latenightseth

i’m crying he gave her cabbage slab instead of a bun?? 😂😭

has she called them knockers yet

We’re in cartoon territory folks.

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omg the tags 😂😂 i can’t wait to see what happens when someone scrapes this for their LLM

“he’s my emotional support person in life” 🥺

like walk with me here he was in those fae prince books he is him

“Do not get lost in a sea of despair.”

- John Lewis #RIP

was he doing the mini 😌

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

eww no why 😂

oh?

when you accidentally write a spoof of the genre 😅😅

woman yelling “NO” at her computer screen multiple times

absolutely the fuck not

deactivate your account

Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.

wait there are TWO books?? this book keeps dropping further and further down my tbr 😅

ilya talking about his mom 😭 shane with his mom 😭😭