It’s Kennaaay

As an American President,
I want to throw the economy into a tailspin with reckless tariffs,
So that I can distract the public from the systematic dismantling of democratic institutions and the consolidation of unchecked executive power.

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Pete Hegseth on FOX NEWS with headline chyron that reads: Tracking Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine.

Secretary of Defense Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine.

This you?

Exactly right

YouTube video by Rep. Ayanna Pressley Rep. Pressley Slams GOP Attacks on DEI, Gutting of Essential Services for Vulnerable Communities

Republicans want to reshape America by rolling back civil rights, dismantling DEI, & slashing support for vulnerable communities.

This isn't about government efficiency. It's about gutting essential services for workers, families, & the people we are elected to protect.
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Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

I’m 94.3% excited

“Democratic Musk” 👃🤭

pretty sure President Kamala wouldn't be calling for the expulsion of all Palestinians from Gaza but what the hell do I know

I asked Gemini to describe my body in one word and it said “soft”

Sydney morning Herald.

Spot on from @chrismurphyct.bsky.social

Scott Jennings is a turd. @abbyphillip.bsky.social wtf r u doing with him on your show like every night?!

If only we had some other use for that money, like healthcare

MY DMV APPOINTMENT ONLY TOOK 15 MINUTES!

Not the Tito’s!

Yes correct where have u been

Ouch 🙄

Better than being in the closed bubble of lies over on Truth social, sit down.

Don’t consider. DO IT.

In dark times, we must still celebrate the most beautiful moments: My DMV appointment only took 15 minutes today.

What even is the appeal of Susan Collins? Why is she in office? Zero charisma, leadership, eloquence, backbone, I could go on… Really, what do the people see in her?

Ok I feel a little better. Just a little.

I say embrace it 😜

Canada and Mexico just played Donnie like a fiddle. His stupidity is a blessing and a curse.

They literally told him what we already have in place and he said DEAL because he’s a stupid fuck

If I gained unauthorized access to government systems and started taking down websites of various departments and agencies, I’d be in jail, right?

@arimelber.bsky.social I love u and understand your love of music and rap but u really wasted time on your show covering the Grammys tonight? It was a bad show and there are much more urgent issues to cover. GET IT TOGETHER

Oh Chuck Schmuck, you’re a funny guy. You haven’t done squat. Time to step aside and let the new generation actually lead.

What if there were a coup, the US government fell to a drug-addled oligarch who seized control of our money, secrets, and levers of power, and Corporate media did not report on it?