A Cheeseburger Pillow

Letterboxd screenshot Star Trek Into Darkness (2013) Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022 Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.

i often think about this review

right on sis, you don't need to tuck for these fools

You must be simply completely unattached to reality to think that releasing this footage would make you look good.

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

This is actually about people showing their butts (v v lucrative)

bite the hand that will not feed

"Damn that commercial made me want Taco Bell" is an appropriate response even to non-Taco Bell advertisements.

Franklin or Bash?

Straight up lying to camera, telling a made-up story to convince people to go into debt to line your pockets, gfy

Jon Hamm should be ashamed to be doing BetMGM ads.

I bet Zach Braff and Donald Faison have a lot of weigh-in on the creative process. Like I bet they're in the room.

The chichi ramen scammers are unfortunately correct in understanding that ramen should come with a little pouch of, like, mystery sauce.

Just tried to remember how to T9 text and gave myself a migraine.

There's a reason they gave those lines to Van Der Beek, and there's a reason they made it the bedrock of a trailer I saw ad nauseam.

YouTube video by Melvin Fishburne I don't want your life - Varsity Blues quote

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RICK!

KIRBY'S DREAM LAND 2
HAL LABORATORY 1995
SUPER GAME BOY

WHAT'S YOUR IMMACULATE GRID STREAK, SYDNEY

My medical alert bracelet just says "Delete my browser history"

Depression on the streets, anxiety in the sheets

I just watched Jason do this in Freddy vs Jason

rockwell freedom of speech guy but michael myers is twisting his head around

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No Kings includes Draft Kings

I have seen three dozen head lines about the halftime show and 0 about who won the Super Bowl.

Miff Trakin could've had the same arc as a basell players (rising star who burns too bright too quick) and we all would have loved him. Instead he had to blow up Alderaan.

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Pizza pizza

So funny that we made fun of Halloween 3's weird "bizarre gur somehow effective scheme to mass kurder children" plot but that does seem to be what rich people get up to first chance they get.

“the average person is so fucking stupid” (average person)