The Happy Friar

😳 Are we just going to breeze past what he said about Ilhan Omar?

She won't do anything because her family probably caused it. It's her brother's baby mama, not wife or girlfriend. This is a big win/win for her family.

Ruben Gallego speaks for me in this matter.

She got a media offer, and didn't want to leave money on the table. That's where my bet is.

Well, that's how we know she won't get a pardon at least. As soon as she's got a pardon, she can't plead the fifth.

Yup. Once she isn't losing that, it's time to grab whatever media deal she was offered.

She's bailing as soon as she has her vested pension. That's all this was about.

Let's not give Marjorie Taylor Greene any credit for seeing the light. If you think that it's a coincidence that she's grabbed onto a reason to resign as soon as her pension is fully vested, you're delusional. This was always a money and attention grab, nothing more.

Is he in them? Because he's doing a lot of legwork keeping them hidden for someone who just wants Trump to give him the Bubba treatment.

Ok, this is not how I expected Bill Clinton to re-enter the political dialogue, but I'm here for it.

Amplifying, because why the hell does pedophile-friend Megyn Kelly still have a career?

I've tried to be cute and coy about it, but now that he's shutting down the House AGAIN, I'm going to be blunt. Mike Johnson is either in the Epstein files or else Trump has evidence of his own sex crimes, which I can only assume include pedophilia or similar if he's willing to cover for it.

If this emboldens the GOP? They get fucked after the holidays. Just stand strong.

As it stands, we have SNAP guaranteed through '26, an ACA vote upcoming, and a pending shutdown in January if the GOP digs in about healthcare. This also requires Pedo-Pal Johnson to reopen the House to pass. Politics is frustrating as hell, but when you're playing with lives, you need care.

Will people calm the hell down?

It's easy to say "oh, play hardball" when you aren't the ones getting hosed by the shutdown. The GOP ostensibly gave what they wanted. If the Dems kept pushing for more, they'd prove the whole "Democrat shutdown" thing right.
#shutdown

Today, as Christians in America go to church, we reflect on the Christian principles that tell us it's better to starve families and deny them health care than prosecute pedophiles for their abuse.

Oh, wait, there are no such principles. So why the ABSOLUTE FUCK do we say Mike Johnson is Christian.

Oh look, Bannon is admitting that they've committed crimes.

Why would Mike Johnson, alleged Christian (evidence required) be working so hard and hurting so many people to keep the Epstein files from being released? I'm not saying that he's in them too, but it would sure explain a lot, wouldn't it?

Today, like most of the previous days, I'm forced to ask why Mike Johnson, alleged Grinder enthusiast and father who makes his son monitor what porn he watches and took his daughter to a weird ball to take control of her sexuality, is protecting pedophiles.

Oh for fuck's sake, must everything turn into "but this is really a baaaaaaad thing"?

Noted Grinder user Mike Johnson, taking a page from Gym Jordan's playbook, is still desperate to shield pedophiles from consequences. Tell me, what could possibly make him relate so well to them that he would be this blatant in covering their crimes?

Eh, I don't have any love for Cuomo, but it's nice to see a concession speech given the way that it should be, at least.

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that Mike Johnson, who makes his son responsible for not letting him watch any porn on his home phone, thinks that pedophiles going free is more important than a working government.

...We live in a luxury driven economy, but the population is rapidly only finding money for necessities. Getting more money from the very top of the money supply (the super rich) will help steady an economy that is being slowly starved and subsisting largely on cost-cutting and credit card debt.

...When people have their needs met, they can take more risks with their careers and with business. If everyone got it, it would increase the spending potential of the ENTIRE POPULATION. And this would be a move that would disproportionately benefit the POOR for once...

What I don't get is why everyone isn't yelling to get #SNAP too, not to take it away from the people on it. Imagine if everyone got a per-person reasonable amount of money for food each month. It would stimulate local economies, because when people have money freed up, they spend it...

This is your regular reminder that Mike Johnson, Grinder enthusiast and Christian cosplayer, is yanking SNAP and health insurance from millions so that pedophiles can sleep soundly. Possibly with an underage boy or girl.

Specifically, he had her dress up as Erika Kirk's couch.

Daily reminder that Mike Johnson is keeping the government closed by keeping the House out of session to prevent the Epstein files' release. It's apparently more important for rich assholes like Trump to rape children than for millions of Americans to have health care or food.