CORPSE Hickey

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“Mikazuki, you should TOTALLY tell Orga to forget the coup and fall in line with CCS. What’s a child soldier without somebody to give orders, tee hee, boing boing”

Trust me: All my Kido Senshi Gundam: Tekketsu no Orufenzu girlies are like

A man in black sci-fi armor wielding a black-bladed lightsaber against a red background

You hate the Patriots because of Sports Reasons.

I hate the Patriots because Bob Kraft is friends with Trump.

We are not the same.

Victory!

And it’s great having a vet that knows when to tag in a specialist, as stressful as it can be in the moment.

She’s going to fuck up the Gundam movie, even if it’s by saying “stop resisting ICE, bestie” or something.

If I didn’t hate him to the seeming detriment of my physical health I’d be crying for him.

My morning is sorted.

Ugh, terrible—hope she gets on the mend quick.

No no, that’s legit. That’s a huge diversion of bandwidth.

And IBO. And Hathaway. And 00. And Wing. And Zeta. And Original MSG. And

It’s pretty much all Gundam. It’s all the Kidz Bop Torment Nexus.

They don’t even have the decency to lie well.

GASP

FE-MUR SWORD HILT
(clap clap clapclapclap)

Tweet: “when i die my friends are allowed to take a bone or two from my corpse”

By all means! I’m not going to need bones. Make some cool jewelry or a cane.

If you don’t mind waiting you can help yourself to some ash, too. Great for cursing your enemies/avenging me, whichever is appropriate.

Hell yeah

But but but if I can’t tell people I’m from the Humplefuck house I will literally die

The app is called “FREE BIRDSEED”; spokespersons for Acme Omnidata GmbH say it’s one hundred percent NOT a trap”,

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

I oughtta do an Insight check on YOU! INSIGHT CHECK!!

I keep banging on this drum: Howard Dean said “Yeah!” at a campaign rally, and his run exploded like the Death Star.

If I were to list every instance of Trump being unfit for office it would be my full time job for months.

He’s a curse.

Rule number one: The Donald Does Not Pay.

I can’t recommend driving period—we were in The Dry Slot, so we only got 3”, and still the going was rough in some spots. I can’t imagine upwards of a foot without New England’s snow removal infrastructure.

Good news is, we should see some melt over the next few days.

Share a preacher, nun, or priest

Der Blaupriester

Garma, likewise, not in the Files. Any misfortune befalling him was an accident of his birth, not bad karma.

I’m always looking for good goat recipes—that looks like a good one.

I don’t think I’ve performed Snow Removal since my late thirties? Early forties?

I just did my walk, the cars, and a path to the mailbox, and it only took a broom, and a few solar photons, but geez.

Where are the youths going door to door? Busy on their mine crafts?

That’s cap, on god, fr fr

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When you’re in Morrowind
Oh baby you’re sick

Not for the people that got stuck on 80 near Kannapolis. They probably don’t have the same jolly feelings right now.

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He may have dropped a space colony onto Sydney, and tried to drop a whole-ass meteor onto the earth to force humankind into space, but Char Aznable, the Red Comet of Zeon, is not in the Epstein Files.

What a loser.

In Winter It’s A Marshmallow World