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Umm Gemini what attachment style is Daniel Plainview?

this could be my finest jape yet

i saw a house listed on rightmove with a haunted basement
but when i asked the estate agent he said its just a highly motivated cellar

Anakin lost his hand in a canning accident

what makes the avengers so compelling is that theres this green guy and a metal guy but then also this one guy who just has a glock and another one who's just been to decathlon and of course we all have our favorites!

surely just a crumb of psychic damage couldnt hurt

really hope im just depressed and not developing a gluten intolerance 🙏

just a blue collar single father haveing a little cry with my greggs breakfast roll whilst listening to ceilings by lizzy mcalpine

racing line granny hit the apex as i walked back from aldi and damn near cleaned my clock

im doing a breaking bad show but where the guy is a evil biology teacher instead and i just keep getting bf skinner type shit like oh what if a dog was also a kubotan

FACGCEbook

😎 and also the blisters

the worst thing about dr.martens boots is taking them off before you bone-down

how do they get the coffee so hot Mulder?
its preternaturally hot coffee Scully

i asked my pharmacist for some after sun and they just said after sun comes moon!

just made myself look an asshole in front of the batman *groans*

'if a speedrun is on easy mode and isn't at least 2 hours long I'm in for a loooong night'

Narrating bedtime like Outdoor Boys but it's me preheating bed with electric blanket before fretting over which speedrun to fall asleep to

frozen pizza with anything other than tomato sauce should have same packaging as cigarettes
Absolute sickos

a scene from twin peaks. windom earle asks major garland brings the following: "garland, what do you fear most in the world?" to which he replies "the possibility that love is not enough"

cant believe none of yous told me i was holding a plectrum wrong this whole damn time

I'm really glad I was too scared to get tattoos in 2018 because otherwise I'd be rotten with Idles iconography

reality is that it feels like being on some sort of fucked up boat

having crystals in my ears is not at all what biggie smalls led me to believe it would be

actualizing into an even bigger asshole

small hours big time Father Christmas says Solidarity with all our comrades working the night shift 3am - stars, silence and that's enough

24/12/24 - nocturn

A poster promoting Fishmas using promotional art from Miracle Jim's Bassing Beat in a maximalist 90s style. Fishmas 2024 Begins UltraWinter Parallel Streaming Retro Fishing Competition Fishmas is a public competition to catch the biggest fish in an old fishing game To compete, Livestream yourself playing Miracle Jim No Bassing Beat (1998) between 7-9pm GMT on 22nd December The person who catches the biggest fish wins A Real Hat It is against the rules to practice or otherwise familiarise yourself with the game in advance Happy fishing!!!

🎣 🎣 HAPPY FISHMAS🎣 🎣

Welcome to the dawn of fishing.
On December 22nd, I am holding a competition: if you stream to twitch playing Miracle Jim No Bassing Beat (1998) (PS1) between 7pm - 9pm GMT and catch the biggest fish of all competitors then I promise to send you a free Fishmas Hat
That's it

thought for the day - time is a flat circle hence why wristwatches are round shaped too also

everyone wants a sweater but no one wanna knit smh