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International Man of Misery

@catbox.bsky.social

Cat-lover dogsbody.

39 Followers  |  21 Following  |  21 Posts  |  Joined: 20.06.2023  |  1.4119

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It would be awful to be a fish and not like being soggy.

10.10.2023 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breakfast is fine, lunch is ok, but dinner? Now you’re cookin’.

25.09.2023 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh me? I run a macro-brewery.

There’s a field of hops in Yemen, and a bucket of yeast in Lima. Slowly, I’ll turn the sky golden yellow, with notes of citrus and an oakey aftertaste.

21.09.2023 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A and 4 are cousins. So are B and 3. 3 and 8 are siblings. 5000 is a distant father.

18.09.2023 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find out he had been transformed into someone much hotter. His cantal tilt was improved and his jawline was more defined. He had predator eyes now. He had grown to a height above 6 foot.

12.09.2023 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Post-op?
Pre-op?
All the girls in MY computer are part of a psy-op!

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04.09.2023 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is anxiety just pre-tsd?

14.08.2023 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish you were here?

I wish *I* was here.

12.08.2023 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son - I’ve got 99 problems and am capable of empathy.

17.07.2023 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBaby shoes (Nike Air)”

17.07.2023 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I do not respect tennis. The net in the middle is exclusionary.

10.07.2023 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m concerned that the intermediate step of β€˜I am holding the stinky trap’ might overshadow any subsequent successes.

10.07.2023 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nat there is no outcome in which you will be happy with the results!!You could do a mega water blast if you (carefully!) fill the sink with boiling water and (carefully!) pull the plug. Bonus points if you can mix some baking soda in there.

10.07.2023 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clifford the Big Red Dog

07.07.2023 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get so jealous when I see old people walking around. Blissful. No idea what a PDF is. Never heard a Take in their lives.

04.07.2023 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clown school correspondence course.

03.07.2023 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rapper who just got into productivity hacks: β€˜she pomo on my doro for 25 minutes’

26.06.2023 08:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why then persecute me? With your unblemished heart?

20.06.2023 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t defeat me: I have so much less to lose than you.

20.06.2023 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

20.06.2023 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Slices of frozen peach.

Slices of frozen peach.

Finally I can post this without fear of reprisals.

20.06.2023 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

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