It would be awful to be a fish and not like being soggy.
10.10.2023 17:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@catbox.bsky.social
Cat-lover dogsbody.
It would be awful to be a fish and not like being soggy.
10.10.2023 17:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Breakfast is fine, lunch is ok, but dinner? Now youβre cookinβ.
25.09.2023 12:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh me? I run a macro-brewery.
Thereβs a field of hops in Yemen, and a bucket of yeast in Lima. Slowly, Iβll turn the sky golden yellow, with notes of citrus and an oakey aftertaste.
A and 4 are cousins. So are B and 3. 3 and 8 are siblings. 5000 is a distant father.
18.09.2023 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gregor Samsa awoke from uneasy dreams to find out he had been transformed into someone much hotter. His cantal tilt was improved and his jawline was more defined. He had predator eyes now. He had grown to a height above 6 foot.
12.09.2023 16:50 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Post-op?
Pre-op?
All the girls in MY computer are part of a psy-op!
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Is anxiety just pre-tsd?
14.08.2023 12:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wish you were here?
I wish *I* was here.
If you got girl problems I feel bad for you son - Iβve got 99 problems and am capable of empathy.
17.07.2023 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βBaby shoes (Nike Air)β
17.07.2023 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I do not respect tennis. The net in the middle is exclusionary.
10.07.2023 11:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm concerned that the intermediate step of βI am holding the stinky trapβ might overshadow any subsequent successes.
10.07.2023 11:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nat there is no outcome in which you will be happy with the results!!You could do a mega water blast if you (carefully!) fill the sink with boiling water and (carefully!) pull the plug. Bonus points if you can mix some baking soda in there.
10.07.2023 09:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Clifford the Big Red Dog
07.07.2023 13:40 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I get so jealous when I see old people walking around. Blissful. No idea what a PDF is. Never heard a Take in their lives.
04.07.2023 09:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clown school correspondence course.
03.07.2023 11:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rapper who just got into productivity hacks: βshe pomo on my doro for 25 minutesβ
26.06.2023 08:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why then persecute me? With your unblemished heart?
20.06.2023 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You canβt defeat me: I have so much less to lose than you.
20.06.2023 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes.
20.06.2023 17:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Slices of frozen peach.
Finally I can post this without fear of reprisals.
20.06.2023 17:32 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 5 π 0