Credentials, Dan

Literally the entire "trannies are pedophiles" argument was astroturfed by rich, pedophile Fascists.

I'm de-mothballing my Cat in the Hat hat collection from the late 90s

This is how it would have gone down if I had been in the room with Ike.

So the elites have now been proven to be sub-human freaks who care only about sick libidinal pleasures and do not view themselves as the same species as the poors who create their wealth, let's dump them all on Epsteins island to enjoy each other's company until they inevitably starve to death

Could have been a regional product

My Ed? Sharpe.

My Mumford? Sonned.

My Lumins? Neered.

My stomps? Clapped.

Screen capture of gameplay in Baldur’s Gate 3. Depicted is a twenty sided dice roll to make 14 or higher, and due to several bonuses my character achieves a roll of 27.

Just so you all know, this is how much a wife guy I am for my wife Shadowheart

I'd found and endow a paleontological preparation laboratory and museum on the condition that I can barge in and pester whoever I want about what they're working on whenever I want. Alternatively, a publishing house for critical editions in English of Ge'ez and Syriac corpora with same deal.

Dr. Steve Brule is one of the great roles in television history, it’s a crime he didn’t get a Cable Ace Award for that

Like how in the world does it not piss off the person who is making it "complicated" for you to say you're single lol

Thinking back, it was straight up psychotic for Facebook to have added the "it's complicated" option for your relationship status

When you post just to post

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday

Whoa

Bad bedside manner, that would make me too jealous.

Writing a romance novel set in a candy store called Werthering Heights. Guy buys a Heath bar. The woman is Cathy from the comics cause she loves chocolate

Tell me your great three albums runs.

“If we can pull part of this audience and part of THAT audience, we’ll have assembled at audience!”

Oh this is cool as hell

TGIF!!!

Through God, all thIngs are Friday 🙏

That’s the worst chair to do that in

it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter

I have a coworker who wrote a YA summer camp novel and I just know I wouldn’t be able to look her in the eye if I read it…

Oh noooo

Every girl's crazy 'bout a long toed shoe

Every party in the 2000s where a bunch of drunk assholes stopped everything to bellow along to the “I love you Jesus Chriiiiiiiiist” part of that Neutral Milk Hotel song counted as a church service.

Your treasure has been laid up in heaven.

'In later works he acknowledged his wife, Leigh Eddings, as an "unindicted collaborator"; eventually later books credited her as co-author.[3] '

Damn, David Eddings, pretty fucked up thing to say when you and your wife did jail time for abusing your adopted son!

Throwbarian karlach is such a joy, easily the best addition to the game

The thing to do with Ethel is ice her ass in one turn before she can flee into her sanctum. Bring a couple of bruisers with Great Weapon Master feat and a reclassed Open Hand monk Lae’zel on Hill Giant potion steroids and just wallop her

lmao if its built with anything like the quality of his cars...