Credentials, Dan

It would be handing everyone off to the worst regional baron scum in the country with no recourse

There needs to be a free day between Friday and Saturday where I can get all the little things done, errands, chores, cleaning etc so I can actually enjoy a weekend without feeling guilty. Call it Blursday or something idc

Screen capture of audiobook phone app playing The Fall of the Ottomans by Eugene Rogan

Half day at work so I’m lifting at the gym while listening to Enver Pasha shit the bed at Sarakamish.

Ladies, get you a man who loves you the way generals invading Russia during winter love to refuse to provision their troops with proper coats or boots.

Just got roasted by my coworker when I mentioned having “The Impression That I Get” stuck in my head and he was unfamiliar so I was like “That was one of those third wave ska tracks that broke into the Top 40, 1996 or 1997” and he says “I was busy being born around then.”

Intramillenial violence

Screen capture of a science news article headline "Big heart, acute senses key to explosive radiation of early fishes, digital reconstruction indicates"

Acute Senses
Big Hearts
Can't Lose

Walking down Lakeshore with those sassy little trotters high

A huge get

Thumbnail from a local TV station depicting a nine banded armadillo standing on its rear legs in grass, white block text over the image reads "Armadillos Now Live In Indiana"

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it

I can't even bear to play a regular evil guy there's no way I'm durgin' it haha

The crux of my plan! My CRUX!!

*me, reduced to one hit point* do you really think this is a good look for you?

The answer you seek is the paladin

My current main guy Kerdir, a half orc champion juiced with elixirs of viciousness to maximize critical hit frequency and damage. Just a buzz saw lol

It’s so insulting in Baldur’s Gate 3 when an enemy gets off a fireball. That is my spell for you, what the hell

Sign the Petition Demand the Release of Giovanna Hernandez

ICE arrested a woman in Bham this morning on her way to work. She’s been here since she was 7, got her Master’s in social work from Jacksonville State, has no criminal record, and works at the Hispanic and Immigrant Center of Alabama. And now she’ll likely be deported. www.change.org/p/demand-the...

Fully endorse. Right off the bat, Don Quixote is playing with point of view and metatextual jokes as wryly as the most over-it 20th century postmodernist. Really astonishing that it was all right there at the very dawn of the novel as a narrative form.

What is going on in your mind when your suggested use case is robbing one's self of coming up with a corny joke to send to your wife and make her roll her eyes?!?! Life's greatest joy, the entire purpose of civilization! And you're asking me to throw that away??

This is exactly what I say when I try to get Arby's to accept my expired coupons.

It could just be Stockholm syndrome from being raised in a history program, but I am a Chicago style citation patriot for reasons like this. Everyone hates end notes until its time to dig deeper!

I think they were fascinating, neat machines too, but I'm very happy that the world of 1946 was one where the United States did not need 10,000 dive bombers

Photograph of scrapped aircraft parts being rendered in a crucible with a caption "Very sad sight. WW2 warbirds being dumped into a huge crucible to be melted down into aluminum ingots"

Ooh close! This is in fact a joyful image of swords being beaten into plowshares, the dream of peace looking forward to what can be built instead of what shall be destroyed!

That’s the distinction between rock and jazz to me. In rock, you find say three of those sick shit moments and run them over again and again for three minutes. On a jazz track there are six or seven moments it’s the Sickest Shit You Ever Heard and it never comes around again

Ahhh gotcha! Signing the back is what gives the bank the right to then receive the money from the paying institution since they're the bearer now, and they're paying me that face value when I cash it or deposit it.

Also I've been saying "endorse" instead of "indorse", I've been making an idiot of myself!

Ah okay, so its sort of like ratifying the "pay to the order of" by having the payee indicate "yeah, I'm to the order of"

Please do, this has been a perennial topic of musing over for me but never enough to get me to actually research it

Never understood the point of endorsing a check. Are you asking ME if I believe they have this much money in their account? I should fuckin hope they do, I don't know, man!

I was GoExistentialist for reasons that were funny to me and no on else at the time and are now unknown even to me

fleetwood mac