All Matt, No Cattle 🐅🇵🇸

Honest to god my reaction

Just finessed a whole pack of Newports off of a man in a Pennsylvania basement pool hall in a triumphant return to my dirtbag behavior

Peter Brueghel The Elder - “Hunters in the Snow”, 1565

Brueghelmaxxing my way through this storm by trudging through feet of snow to wander the countryside in a festive but ominous manner

A lot of horrible things happening today, but it’s made even heavier with the loss of Michael Parenti — rest in peace and thanks for all of the polemics that shaped my anti-imperialist politics.

they murdered him. they wrestled him to the ground and then executed them. fuck ICE is not strong enough.

Put Stephen Miller in an oubliette

All of them. At every level. Logistics, admin, the lowliest, most distant pencil-pushers. All of them. Every single one. Even if it takes decades to find them all and the last ones are old and remorseful when they get caught. All of them.

HOOSIERS!

Never change Canes lmao

Peyton legit called six PI ball plays in a row. I fucking hate that man

Running the All-PI offense is some smart scumbag shit, Sean Payton

I wonder if all those libs who spent 2.5 years downplaying, minimizing, and scoffing at the US sponsored, Israeli genocide of Palestinians feel any different now? is it still a sideshow that no one here should care about? was it worth it to support that now that it’s come home?

Our office today suggested that Tomlin take the Ravens job and Harbaugh the Steelers in a coach swap, but this is a much funnier outcome

Right to Maim remains endlessly relevant

Great question!

It’s not just about whether or not the gyre is widening – its that the falcon cannot hear the Falconer. In today’s blood-dimmed world, it’s a game-changer that many don’t consider.

The kicker? A beast that is rough, slouching, and born.

It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

What a gut-ripping loss for the jags, oh wow

Josh Allen putting his team on his back “greg jennings with a broken leg” style after that insane fourth down push there

I see they chose the latter option lmao

Or losing a heartbreaker, both of those are the same level of a Panthers moment

Extremely Panthers moment to be an NFC south champ with a losing record hosting a 12-5 rams squad and also winning

ISAIAH SIMMONS BLOCKED PUNT! What a wonderful way to learn he signed with the Panthers

Eat shit, Clemson!

Mostly fuck ole miss though

Wow, the rare big game Miami didn’t choke! All Canes Conference maybe this one time

An American citizen was point-blank executed with three shots to the head in a video clip that is publicly available for everyone to see. If you're not willing to talk about reining in ICE now, you simply never will be.

Nothing quite beats that thrill tbh — i found a whole set of stainless steel pans for under 40 bucks recently and it was the highlight of my month

Fascism does at home what imperialism does abroad and now's probably a great time to internalize the full implications of that.

And if you haven't figured it out yet, we're on our own. Our Dem reps in DC are posting about high prices. They are part of the problem. Get involved locally. Get to know your neighbors if you don't already. We got absolutely no help from our Senators, Reps and Governors coming. They're feckless.