"DO NOT DRINK BLOOD! WE ARE HERE FOR OTHER HUMAN FLUIDS!"
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Wait, there are vampires now?
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Mexican George Goober Lindsey will now impregnate the space ladies...with song!
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prince is wearing a blue jacket and a white shirt and making a funny face . ALT: prince is wearing a blue jacket and a white shirt and making a funny face .

"Take care of all the males"
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This is like six different movies, three of which were made by Ed Wood
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So they're going to use the dipshit singing cowboy to plow the famished fallow fields of Venus with his potent seed? Is that the plan?
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This movie is much hornier than the SeptAgar fare, which I guess is appropriate for Hornoween
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Is this one of those movies made out of scraps of other movies?
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I don't recall Ford being on a dollar coin during the Bicentennial

A big white dog in a grassy field with the text "Brain from Planet Arous" "A Film by Nathan H Juran"

Does this have a friendly dog in it? #BMovieManiacs

generals gathered in their masses
watching trump emit some gasses

The fiery lady rancher is probably Liz Cheney

Shit, you're right. Fred MacMurray is superior to John Agar in every way
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That is the greatest GIF ever made #BMovieManiacs

I bet Fred MacMurray couldn't rassle a dog as well as ol' John Agar
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NO MEANS NO, JOHN AGAR!
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And Fred MacMurray is passed out drunk on Shirley Temple's bed
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Imagine the alternate universe where Fred MacMurray beats the crap out of a giant inflatable brain & John Agar is America's Dad on My Three Sons
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I hope we're not supposed to drink every time someone says "Mystery Mountain"
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John Agar doing what John Agar does best...being annoyed and confused
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You know, we haven't watched Mole People in a while. Are you saving that for Beaumontober?
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Cuomo could never.

It's not a crime if it's blurted out in the open. It's only a crime if you find out by meeting shadowy figures in a dark parking garage.

I wish this episode had 150yr old Emperor Spock show up. I don't like how they handled the events of Mirror Mirror
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He was romantically involved with Kirk? #TOSSatNight

Mirror Klingons should be pacifists who wear flowing white robes & go on and on about they were once warlike but Kahless the Peacemaker showed them the true way
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I like how everyone is concerned with Mirror Spock's injuries but nobody gives a shit if Mirror Sulu dies.
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The Mirror Universe is like the Borg, it loses impact each time you revisit. #tossatnight

Nixon's attorney general went to jail for this.

a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his legs up . Alt: a man in a suit is riding a bicycle with his legs up .

John Agar in a suit riding a bike is just peak cinema
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