Liam - SpecialEffect

The thing that takes me the most amount of time when writing anything for work is how long I spend choosing how many exclamation marks are acceptable!!!

So much sigh

I had a dream last night that I found £30 in my wallet that I’d forgotten about and I can’t tell you how much I want that dream to come true right now

Perfect! That way he gets to enjoy book day and pyjama day in one.. you’re giving him two special treats. So really you’re actually a better mum for it

I feel like we’re not talking enough about how life changing being able to react to messages is.. it’s like “I don’t know what to say to that but here’s a 🤔 to prove I’m not dead”

Is taking a lactase enzyme by swigging milk from the jug ironic or have I misunderstood?

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Cereal before bed > cereal for breakfast

I feel like I’ve seen this before and will see it again 😂

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Right, so I’ve just finished the book that I’ve had in my bag for months (Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow). Has anyone got any good recommendations for me?

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From march, I will no longer be able to get an age based railcard and I feel like that implies that I should have my sh*t together by now..

One thing nobody prepares you for about being a parent is how much you’ll want to know the ending of a kids film that you’ve watched the first hour of 30 times but never the end!

Do you ever worry your ADHD has gotten worse since you acknowledged it/got diagnosed? Or is it just that you notice it more now you know what it is?

Game dev tycoon losing screen

ok so in an effort to stay awake whilst night feeding the baby, I started playing Game Dev Tycoon by @greenheartgames.bsky.social but I definitely did not expect to enjoy it this much!

Ok ok, hear me out… coffee flavour Jaffa cakes but they’re called Java cakes

If anyone out there eats soup without bread just know.. I will never trust you

Calculations meme of blonde lady thinking with algebra symbols overlaid

Wife: Finish the job you started.

My ADHD brain: which one? The one I’m doing or the job that started me off? Or one of the other 5 that led me to where I am now?

I’ve lost 13kg since going on Elvanse 🤣 yeah the heart rate thing is mental.. it gives me what I refer to as a strong “sense of dread”

Such a great suggestion, the disappointment I’ve caused in myself for not doing tasks and thinking it’s because I forgot them is totally alleviated when I’ve written it down. Just knowing that I didn’t do it but I knew I wasn’t doing it is such a relief 😂

Omg I’ve literally been doing the exact same thing! I ate half a can of Pringles and 3 galaxy bars last night… being off my meds makes me eat SO much and more than ever before!

Elvanse makes my heart pound so much and makes me really twitchy though 😳

Do I know anyone on here who does people’s postcode lottery?

Ben Schwartz is American Ben Whishaw.. tell me I’m wrong

Cupcakes are inferior to muffins in every conceivable way

We're moving into a new build that will have ethernet ports around the house. Can you have multiple WAPs in a house using the ethernet ports or would that need to be mesh?

Anyone on here got any advice for me? Moving into my new house soon and going for 500mb broadband.. do I need mesh Wi-Fi or would a reasonably priced Wi-Fi 6 router do the job? It’ll be a new build so won’t have thick walls

I thought that’s what I had but I’m losing confidence in my memory now!

I have an unopened copy of this game somewhere but I don't know where!!!

Tfw one of your best friends is complaining about their boss and you actually agree with the boss 😬 what would you do?

Unfortunately not 😔 I’m going to be at the SEHQ helping to coordinate all the various OSD things

Disappointing effort there mate.. but I had 0!

If someone could buy Mortal Kombat 1 for me, I would definitely say thank you