Shoe horn

If not for Brexit I would have stayed in Denmark until I was entirely out of cash content and non-violent, now I am forced to return and "Great" Britain will face my wrath 😈😈😈😈 (imagine the emoji is angry not horny)

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

Guys just found the Mandalorian in a crisp

They call my dick davids goliath

💖✨🥰 My Crazy Life xD 🥰✨💖

If I was Cain and my brother Abel was a Cisco sales rep I would beat him to death twice

Can't review it on letterbox but arcane is a 5/5 show and idc what anybody says, league of legends sucks but Viktor and Jayce are my favourite boyfriends

I exploded that idiot snowman, I did not explode the idiot cat

Brendan Urie as a freaky little weirdo

Scroll past if you love Jesus, die if you love Satan

🤓☝️ Erm! Fun fact: this rocks!

Need feedback:

"My favourite X-man? That would be Caitlyn Jenner."

We think good or bad?

call me baby the way I'm sucking on them tits

I will never succumb to deaths cold embrace, it better armbar me and make sure I tap out or I'm NEVER going to die

It's a sufjan stevens day today

Checking if my isp is having problems n come across this unique fella

Workshopping a bit about an electrician who truly believes that all electricity comes from lightning and that we catch it and that powers the planet

Acrually NOT chilling today

Chilling

Call me tve dungin master the way i uhh m uh m master the dungin