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not having your life jacket zipped and clipped before approaching the boat on the birding tour is like the faux pas of all faux pas. the capitan is laughing at you. the guide is laughing at you. the laughing gulls are [red dot appears on my head]

jesus christ. a driver hit and ran a cyclist outside my apartment this morning. I heard honks, then screams. fuck cars and fuck drivers. esp fuck the impatient drivers honking to turn down the street in the exact way that the driver hit the cyclist 30 minutes ago cause one lane is blocked by EMTs.

pinkpantheress tiny desk I'm going to eat you as my after dinner treat

physically I may be at work but metaphysically I'm in my lawn chair with popcorn going "heehee" at drivers in a standstill

dude I'm so excited for all the posts tomorrow complaining about the cycling race. babe if you walked or biked you could cross the race line and wouldn't be trapped. you trapped yourself by trying to drive during this very well warned about annual event!

nature valley crunchy bar on a steering wheel

car broke down and it's getting desperate.

it's saturday night of course I'm at the hottest club in baltimore [the hanover street wetlands]

It's so crazy how little people talk about this wikipedia page I'm reading right now

blue arrow pointing to bird

blue circle around bird

yellow circles around birds

red arrow pointing to bird

new favorite category of eBird emage has emerged

screenshot of a pixelated image uploaded to the Macaulay Library. image is tagged as American robin, but the bird is a silhouette sitting on a roofline with no discerning features except for shape. the image has been rated 1 star.

jury duty today nobody is safe from me spending the next 8 hours rating ebird photos

young man at the club interview meme but it says the wetlands bumping, the shorebirds look good, the invertebrates is flowing. there is much pain but not in this ecosystem

"I never see you at the club"

okay and....I never see YOU at the marshy wetlands at 8 am..

it bugs me when other birders come to a site wanting clear directions to a rare bird from the non-birding site staff. terrain navigation is an enriching part of the experience! it's not cheating or anything if you have directions, but don't expect non-birders to give you the gps coordinates lol

everything is quilt

having an awesome time in baggage claim 4 where a BWI employee just asked a white boy, "Do you want to get arrested tonight?" [he was laying on the moving baggage claim] [he did not want to get arrested tonight] [his mother picked him up in a land rover]

my stress isn't real im literally making basil apricot ice cream. could a shell of a person do that??

society if meme image

birding is truly the ultimate hack to never be bored ever again. every walk across the no shade trash filled surface lot hellscape turns into this

I'm about to get wayyy too big for my britches cause they added pedestrian signal priority at the intersection near my house

we're down 7 to zero what else is a guy supposed do but log 21 european starlings

person holding a phone with an eBird checklist going at Camden Yards

who else running a checklist at the pride night #orioles game

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a white cat with gray spots pauses biscuit making on a red pillow to give the viewer a whole lotta side eye sass

biscuit making has come to a compete halt and the only thing the production line will make now is side eye

why, as a man, are you taking up a four top at a busy cafe when there were 2 other two tops available

now that I've finally seen the least bittern in patterson I can say that she is the most bittern in my heart ❤️

bumper stickers are all fun and games in our weird little town until I google your oddly specific one and find your X account and think about rejoining the app to @ you since you didn't put your cart away in the aldi parking lot and have broken the social contract

wilson's warbler I want you so bad baby please

everyone clap I successfully repaired my 5 year old phone with a $14 part and a 9 minute youtube video!!!! planned obsolescence hates to see me coming

Wikipedia screenshot: The Baltimore oriole (Icterus galbula) is a small icterid blackbird common in eastern Norht America as a migratory breeding bird. It received its name from the city of Baltimore, which is where all the orioles live. If you see them in a different place they are just on vacation. [2] I made it up, it's not real

I always assumed this was the case

"he who enters stony run a pope will leave as a cardinal" etc etc

to all the cardinals I just logged on ebird: you missed the conclave better luck next time buddy