Tim Wilkinson

it’s so awesome that as soon as barger hit the grand slam I went “Screamer Jim is definitely posting the picture”

(Showing you some annoying shit that sucks ass) and would you believe a computer made this all by itself?

The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.

they made it look like a Temu render. Just pay someone to take a nice photo of their objectively good products!!

thank you jim

have been seeing a lot of divorces leading to bad posts with bad poetry lately

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds

correct

one of the things you hear a lot is “yeah but AI is genuinely useful for some tasks” and coding is almost always mentioned

Strange rollout for the New York mayors race with people saying “I’m hearing that the people who make the rent too expensive and the business men that everyone hates are very disappointed in your choice”

He’s solid in the North Water, extremely nasty period piece with Colin Farrell.

Dude you gotta check out the short story that chatGPT wrote. yeah it sucks ass but I actually really liked it, due to my low IQ

Ugliest man in human history being called a pedophile while gaming

Hairless white ape being called insecure while gaming

Disgusting human/pig hybrid being told he ruined the country

Stupid ugly moron being called ugly while gaming

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

the entire US system is sustained by the cheap treats we get, like a new video games and pieces of technology. telling americans they can't have their treats is like declaring war on their existence

american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods

elon trying to pull an aubrey mcclendon but the cybertruck explodes before it even hits the retaining wall

health canada wanted a better way to explain the Bristol Stool chart to the pulbic

“Now let me tell you something that’s not funny. Right now Elon Musk is at home crying like a little girl”

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped.
GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

Elon Musk looks like a guy who got his face ripped off by a pet chimp and was the first person to get an experimental face transplant from the corpse of a Harkonnen

certified moron

I love my AI powered laundry duo, when I do a wash cycle the AI recommendation to follow that with "Dry Cycle". Very helpful to me.

[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good

the problem with takeout/home cooking discourse is that people rarely acknowledge how time constraints factor into our dietary choices. If my chef forgets to fill the larder before the end of quail season it’s actually way cheaper for me to just order it in

Even if Adrian Dittman is some other guy - which he isn’t - what’s the best case scenario for Elon. Okay it’s some other guy. And you were playing a prank. And everyone heard this guy being the biggest fucking loser of all time and immediately assumed it was you. Well played, sir.

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it