smartbunny

I didn’t know you moved! I asked Daniel because I hadn’t seen you post in awhile.

Right???

Everyone’s obsessed with the Edmund Fitzgerald now. I loooove Edmund Fitzgerald’s voice.

Is that Ye Olde Acting Trick?

Guillermo del Taco

Ageeasaurus

Bovino is a shit stain.

Frankenstein’s Creature is the next evolution of Nate Jacobs.

What a calm, responsible man who should definitely be in charge.

I can’t remember the last time I owned a dress. 2010?

Yes. A shadow. That’s always on his face. 😏

Mammy!

Remember when Koch was mayor and we all had to be Jews? Oy.

KK continues to endlessly exist as an entity in the public consciousness despite never having done a single actual thing.

If there’s a word in it above a 1st grade level, that’s a Miller.

Who counted them?

Hard hitting.

I love you, Elle Fanning, but I don’t believe for one minute that you use L’Oréal hair dye.

The thing living on my head gets around.

I have to run the sticky pet hair roller all over my bed and on the floor next to my bed EVERY DAY. Or multiple times. And I don’t have a pet.

I worked at an indie toy store that sold these exact Dino shirts. And also the ones that said, “Shopasaurus” or “Golfasaurus” remember those!? I wore the “Rockasaurus” one.

“Now. Let’s hear your ideas for knees. Bend only in one direction? Any little twist ruins them forever? Splendid!”

I'm sure he's nice. I am also sure that I am insufferable.

Bronto. So basic.

They are all exactly like the ones on Parks & Rec.

SIZE!!!! Aaaaaah

MY BOYFRIEND SAID THATS A PERFECT SUZE

White Male Fails Upwards; Nation Shocked

Yeah he didn’t stand there staring into infinity. High praise.

“Seemingly. Seemingly. To the untrained eye. I risked my life making sure that exit was clear!”