Donald Duong

This is your not-regular enough reminder to clean out your phone’s charging port. I was wondering my charging cables were loose; it turns out there was a cubic litre of lint in the port.

Book cover for Waltzing Matilda, featuring a man carrying his swag

I am writing a daily letter to my Member of Parliament until Death Stranding 2 adds an option to replace the backpack with a swag.

Join the campaign at www.twitch.tv/an_bear

Ticketek queue for ‘Twice: World Tour in Australia’: “Fans ahead of you in the queue: 28653”

Folks, I don’t like my chances.

Death Stranding 2: Sam is walking up a sand dune, an emu stands at its peak

Time to continue my adventures in eerie unfamiliar land called, and I hope I'm spelling this correctly, Au-stra-lia.

Live NOW with Death Stranding 2 www.twitch.tv/an_bear

Collective Shout’s next target

Lando was the luckiest driver today; he was handed the one-stopper and the win on a silver platter.

Death Stranding 2: Rainy is holding up a shoe to Sam

Dunlop Volleys? Ugg boots? A pair of thongs? Whatever your footwear, chuck 'em on as we venture further into Death Stranding 2.

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To those of you who *like* the Landfill Layer in Donkey Kong Bananza: Who hurt you so badly to make you this twisted and warped?

[Nintendo Museum] Your entry was not selected in the ticket drawing

Between this and some *abysmal* luck in Pokémon TCG Pocket, Nintendo is intent on kicking me in the dick today.

Pokémon TCG Pocket: A card of Slugma which looks like it has had enough of everything

The Slugma card matches my mood perfectly

Screenshot of Once Upon a Katamari: The Prince is rolling a katamari through a old Japanese town

That was one of the Nintendo Direct of all time. At least we got a bonafide brand new Katamari game out of it.

A phone is held up to a screenshot of Sam Bridges, mid-squint.

Come watch me play Death Stranding 2 on the internet...but only if your Porter Grade is over 16.

Live NOW www.twitch.tv/an_bear

They *really* removed the artwork in question.

Video Games Have Come A Long Way Since Pac-Man™

A phone is held up to a screenshot of Sam Bridges, mid-squint.

See, Sam, this is what my Twitch stream looks like. ...No need to make that face.

Live NOW with Death Stranding 2, Aussie music and Australian censors www.twitch.tv/an_bear

It’s missing the cup holder for one’s 2L
Mountain Dew.

"With Geelong leading North by 113 points, Dangerfield is subbed out and smashes a kebab on the bench"

Yes, Geelong won by 101 points. Yes, Jeremy Cameron kicked 11 goals and single-handedly beat North Melbourne's score. But this was still the best part of the game.

Very probably yes lol. But I am often the youngest or the oldest person at concerts.

I blame you for jinxing Piastri.

As an Old, yes.

This is straight-up discrimination

I thought only Australian songs were allowed on today's Hottest 100. Why is Iggy Pop's Lust for Life playing?

Today's Hottest 100 is a reminder of how bad Confidence by Ocean Alley is. It is infuriatingly middling, like eating a sad slice of white bread.

Frontier Psychiatrist bring in the bottom 50 is a bloody outrage, it is. I’m gonna report this to me Member of Parliament!

Magic the Gathering card “Guy in the Chair”, with art of Ganke Lee seated in front of computer monitors

At last, someone like me* is represented in Magic art.

*an everyday dude in a chair

Death Stranding 2: Sam is sitting down in front of a mountainous landscape

I've spent the whole day sitting. I need to stretch my legs and take a walk. ...Or I could just play more Death Stranding 2 instead.

Live NOW www.twitch.tv/an_bear

Pokémon Friends store screen: “Ask an adult! Solve the math problem below to continue: 60 + 9 = ??”

Pokémon Friends has a rather appropriate age verification question.

PokéPark Kanto announcement, featuring a model of a Pokémon theme park: “PokéPark Kanto, the first permanent outdoor Pokémon attraction, will open soon.”

Hello, bank, I’ll need four…no, five of your largest credit cards. Why? They just announced a Pokémon theme park.

Nah, just ODed from a bad batch of Pikatamine.