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Steven E. de Souza

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Jewmaican wordsmith, “Pop” to a select few. My movies & TV in the banner above; also bylines @nytimes, @latimes, @empiremagazine, @SightSoundmag.

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Paramount already has Landman. They can’t buy WB and get Aquaman too. That’s clearly unconstitutional.

12.12.2025 04:24 — 👍 274    🔁 33    💬 10    📌 2
A New York Times headline that reads: "Calibri’s Run-In With Rubio Wasn’t Its First Controversy."

A New York Times headline that reads: "Calibri’s Run-In With Rubio Wasn’t Its First Controversy."

Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

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Calibri shot the serif, but it did not shoot the courier.

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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

09.12.2025 20:45 — 👍 12558    🔁 3610    💬 57    📌 187

“Mumbo Jumbo” by Ishmael Reed right now

10.12.2025 00:15 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

“A.I.” (2001-Steven Spielberg)

Alternative ending.

10.12.2025 00:29 — 👍 137    🔁 27    💬 10    📌 0
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Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup

10.12.2025 00:32 — 👍 554    🔁 67    💬 11    📌 4

every time i place an order

a doordash driver gets my wings

10.12.2025 00:14 — 👍 84    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

It’s still Warren Zevon’s world. We’re just living through it.

09.12.2025 23:24 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

The Harris County Public Library made one of the greatest commercials of all time all about this
youtu.be/DPMHAQ-j1S8?...

09.12.2025 19:50 — 👍 20    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

I miss the 80s.

Bruce Willis gets off the plane in Die Hard and goes directly to baggage claim, where he lights up a cigarette in the first 2 minutes of the movie.

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I’m loving these answers!! Add yours!!!

10.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 993    🔁 78    💬 182    📌 9

"there's a new serif in town"

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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

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THE CAT AND THE CANARY, a delightful old dark house mystery, included plenty of thrills. Tully Marshall falls victim to the classic murder mansion blunder-- never ever hesitate to say the name of the probable suspect!

08.12.2025 04:28 — 👍 95    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 0

imo we shouldn't have character limits it should just get physically harder to type

07.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 202    🔁 24    💬 9    📌 3
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Yippee-Ki-Cosplay! #DieHard

07.12.2025 06:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Rules of the interactive Die Hard screening

Rules of the interactive Die Hard screening

07.12.2025 06:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Creative Alliance’s ‘Die Hard’ Movie Night Has Become a Baltimore Holiday Tradition Hosts Jen Marsh and Heather Keating will present their wildly popular interactive screening of the cult-classic action film on Dec. 6.

www.baltimoremagazine.com/section/arts...

07.12.2025 05:57 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon character is brushing his teeth with a blue toothbrush . ALT: a cartoon character is brushing his teeth with a blue toothbrush .
04.12.2025 18:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Are You Baking Cookies with Children or Starring in a Gritty Crime Procedural? 1. Every single surface of the room is sticky and coated with a fine, white powder. 2. You’ve shouted, “Don’t touch that! Bag that up right now! Ba...

"The whole place is covered in fingerprints." #NationalCookieDay

04.12.2025 18:20 — 👍 61    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 2
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If Trump’s cabinet secretaries were one person:

03.12.2025 08:19 — 👍 95    🔁 17    💬 3    📌 1
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Housing market delistings just hit a decade high—raising one big question Looking ahead, the outstanding question is how many of these delistings will return to the housing market in spring 2026.

Looking ahead, the outstanding question is how many of these delistings will return to the housing market in spring 2026. f-st.co/0IGrnPD

02.12.2025 10:25 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Sam Raimi and Jordan Peele are teaming up!

The pair are working together to produce an adaptation of the short horror film Portrait of God from Dylan Clark.

Read more: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...

02.12.2025 12:42 — 👍 40    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 3

I named my fists Port and Starboard, ‘cause I’m about to deck you

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💯

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I named my fists Voight and Kampff because you're about to question the nature of your existence.

01.12.2025 17:37 — 👍 195    🔁 16    💬 4    📌 5

The Butlerian Jihad begins.

01.12.2025 17:53 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

are there bonus points for the one-two punch of "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"

01.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I named my fists "Dunning" and "Kruger" because I haven't trained in any sort of martial art but am confident I would do pretty well.

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