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Seeing DECONSTRUCTING HARRY in January 1998, immediately after the C-L scandal broke. Allen in an early scene criticizing himself for his behavior with women: “Does the US President want to fuck every woman he meets? Bad example.” The room EXPLODED. The second sentence was barely audible.

I totally fled. Had no idea what I was in for. The guy I was with, a HS football player a few years older than me, slipped out after the “birth” scene, and didn’t return. When Ash blew up I followed him. It was years before I knew how it ended.

Tim: “God bless us, everyone!”

Everyone: “Don’t mind Tim. That’s the hot gin talking.”

Ratatouille 2: Down And Out In Paris And London

thank you!

That’s beautiful.
Can you post a link, please? I’m not in Canada, either, but am working on a plan…

TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR SANDWICH THROWING GUY

all i'm saying is that there were better options

Somehow I have both stuck in my head, now. A pox on all y’all’s houses.

Reminds me of what Fats Waller was known to exclaim when having a particularly good night on the piano: “Somebody shoot me, while I’m happy!”

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Exactly this. I was a student in London in 1984, and lived off Indian food and Ploughman’s lunches. I think there was one, overpriced meh Mexican place in the city. In Covent Garden. It’s so much better now.

Is that what Testor’s calls, “flesh”? I would fight you, but I’ve suddenly been hit by a mysterious wave of nausea…

CBS NEWS News the White House can trust

Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone

I wonder if this scene in any way inspired the Cohens when creating TBL …

Came here to say this.

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles

I am brimming with holiday spirit

You will be visited by three spirits.

See also, the nuclear torpedo that would have been deployed by the USSR during the Cuba crisis, had not the commander of the submarine flotilla not been on the sub in question (and who did not give approval to the boat’s commander and political officer).

I believe that was the tank buster ammunition they used in the 30mm rotary cannon in the A-10. Density of the material makes mincemeat put of armored vehicles… and leaves a hell of a mess.

When the art doesn’t make sense but you commit anyway…that’s true confidence. #CalvinandHobbes #AbstractArtist

Trump is giving another $12 billion of taxpayer money to bail out farmers again from his disastrous policies. Just like he had to bail them out in his first term from his disastrous policies. But they will continue to vote Republican, as long as they keep getting their welfare checks.

“What a bunch of commie crap!”

ugh
gross

It looks like very early (pre-1965) public television.

photo of my large brown tuxedo tabby Fergus, radiant in the glow of white Christmas lights. Behind are more lights, blurry red ones on the tree.

I'm running a fundraiser for our local animal shelter in honor of our wonderful Fergus who passed away this year. I just really needed to do something to keep his kind and loving spirit alive by helping other shelter kitties like him. Please consider a donation if you can! ❤️ givebutter.com/n5l31M

That and Weekend Update are the only bits I watch.

Maybe just duct tape some carpet tiles to your feet? #community