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"The hope that springs eternal, springs right up your behind." - Ian Dury "This is the 50 ft. tall urban assault version of me." - Tom Servo

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Heโ€™s looking increasingly like the caricatures political cartoonists did of him 25 years ago.

20.02.2026 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is actually the first thing that came to mind.

20.02.2026 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For all the goofiness of the 70s and 80s, the world seemed a much more serious place.

Now it seems profoundly unserious. And a lot more dangerous.

20.02.2026 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Close it to cover lack of use. And as long as it's closed, vandalize it to punish us (further).

20.02.2026 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would break YouTube.

20.02.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Picture via a CNN reporter of a banner with Trumpโ€™s face going up on outside of DOJ building

Picture via a CNN reporter of a banner with Trumpโ€™s face going up on outside of DOJ building

Biden wouldโ€™ve been instantly impeached in a bipartisan vote if he put his face on the freakinโ€™ Department of Justice building

19.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12651    ๐Ÿ” 3742    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1442    ๐Ÿ“Œ 965

Bored of Peace

19.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remember back in the day when Congress used to be in charge of appropriations?

19.02.2026 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16722    ๐Ÿ” 6578    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2226    ๐Ÿ“Œ 886

ffs

19.02.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That could be. Same with Eastwood, perhaps?

19.02.2026 00:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And Clint Eastwood.

19.02.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those are the kinds of things that always seem to happen when youโ€™re tripping balls.

18.02.2026 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE takes mother and children including 5-year-old into custody in Soldotna, lawyer says A group of clergy held a hastily convened media briefing Tuesday afternoon in support of the family and to publicize their apparent detention.

#akleg Well. Here we go. Snatching five year olds from small towns in Alaska.

18.02.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39359    ๐Ÿ” 10460    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 302    ๐Ÿ“Œ 328

Wait.
Wut?

18.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dog appears to know sheโ€™s a dumbass, and longs to be free.

17.02.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a window in a dark room . ALT: a man is standing in front of a window in a dark room .
17.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.

16.02.2026 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2620    ๐Ÿ” 520    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Our tabbies do that. We perceive them as gifts.

15.02.2026 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man 's hand is covering his face in the dark ALT: a man 's hand is covering his face in the dark
15.02.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing would make me happier than to be wrong.

14.02.2026 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And stupid enough to think that elected democrats will get their shit together and hold them responsible.

14.02.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shithole Regime.
Band name.

14.02.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Salesman, Snake Oil

14.02.2026 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some wingnut mad he doesnโ€™t have a jet pack, and blaming it on The Civil Rights Act?

14.02.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gross.

14.02.2026 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope the Vice Principal nut punches him, too.

13.02.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The bristling wit and melancholy of Cees Nooteboom came to me when I needed it most | Madeleine Thien The great Dutch travel writer, who died this week, found history inscribed in every place he visited, all while remaining accountable to the present

Pour one out for Cees Nooteboom.
#books #history #Netherlands

13.02.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a HIPAA violation.

13.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Off the top of my head, I would say most Americans also donate. Iโ€™ve certainly never been given anything more than a cookie, or some juice. It might be something sorta unique to really large population centers, that canโ€™t keep up otherwise? Dunno.

12.02.2026 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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