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Mike Spohn

@spohnranch.bsky.social

You might know me as "Straight Edge Juggalo" elsewhere. Addicted to CD's, Magic The Gathering, & 90's nostalgia. Engaged. 1/2 of Juggalo Judgment. Western PA. https://linktr.ee/StraightEdgeJuggalo

26 Followers  |  48 Following  |  39 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  1.8166

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Okay, this is driving me nuts. There's a wrestling move that I used for my CAW in either WWE 2K18 or 2K19 that is essentially a cutter into a dragon sleeper. Aleister Black used it when he was on the indies. Did it have an actual name? Whether it was in the game or in real life? I need to know this.

16.05.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep forgetting about this app 🀦

05.05.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While I recognize that the big appeal of Tarkir is the dragons, I'm so fucking ready for Eshki, Temur's Roar as a Commander that just focuses on big stompy bullshit. Will I have some dragons in the deck? Probably. But they won't be the focus. #MTG

30.03.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want the new Temur precon.

Apparently, so does every other fucking person who plays Magic, meaning that, despite MSRP being a thing again, that one is being upcharged online. Fucking ridiculous.

20.03.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OK then....

13.03.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 39

Trump lying to his supporters and still being loved is like when Billy Madison told the kids that they weren't cool unless they peed their pants.

06.03.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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HOLY SHIT! #PokemonTCGPocket

02.03.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How dare you promote anything other than working yourself to death...

28.02.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I always look forward to Twiztid showing up in Pittsburgh, because it means I get another opportunity to take a cool photo with them 🀘

17.02.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kendrick was the highlight of tonight. That performance was amazing.

Oh, and congrats to the Eagles, I guess.

10.02.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for Jurassic World Rebirth. The trailer already has me hype.

05.02.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, my thoughts on this app will never be coherent unless I put them in a thread, so... yeah 🀷

04.02.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw people were disappointed in Jey Uso winning the Royal Rumble this year, some even saying it was the worst one. Mind you, I haven't consistently watched WWE in nearly 4 years (depression), but I'm aware of the storylines.

I'm also aware that people clearly forgot about Batista winning in 2014.

04.02.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Syd:

Draw this.

04.02.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...

04.02.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9451    πŸ” 2290    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 123

The horrors don't cease, so neither must I.

04.02.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lo Key Entity mask

04.02.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Juggalo Judgment Podcast Β· Juggalo Judgment Β· Mike & Schmeev have known each other for over 20 years, and for most of that time, Mike has been a Juggalo. Juggalo Judgment is what happens when a Juggalo convinces his n...

I do a podcast biweekly called Juggalo Judgment where myself (a Juggalo) and my best friend of 20+ years (a non-Juggalo) review albums from Psychopathic Records (mostly) in order, giving our thoughts of the music and occasionally talking about social issues.

open.spotify.com/show/4KGYHfU...

02.02.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All day, every day.

02.02.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess I should add a hashtag for people to check out the above thread and follow me or argue with me 🀷
#juggalo

02.02.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It doesn't make you less of a Juggalo to listen to Twiztid, no matter what Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, or Ouija Macc say.

02.02.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

J has shown so much vitriol to Twiztid, and yet Twiztid have done a pretty decent job of not trying to rock the boat. Shit, they never once said that people should pick sides. People can like what they like. They can listen to Twiztid AND ICP and that's perfectly fine.

02.02.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But after The March and YW's signing, J has shown nothing but anger towards Twiztid, MNE, and nearly anybody associated with them. It's unhealthy, and harms the fans who feel they need to be loyal to a single record label, that they would be "fake" if they listened to something else.

02.02.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jamie blatantly calling out ICP on his newest record is not what I expected in 2025. And I'm seeing people pissed that he did it. Truthfully, maybe it needed to be said. I love ICP. If it weren't for them, I'd be a totally different person, with different music tastes, and with different friends.

02.02.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you see this, post a GIF of your favorite Disney animated film

30.01.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wake up at 3:30.

Scroll TikTok.

Shit is still getting worse.

Try to force myself to go to sleep an hour later.

Wish me luck.

30.01.2025 09:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've all but avoided short-form social media for the last week. It's hard to focus on these days.

28.01.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.

I’m currently working on a new version.

21.01.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11756    πŸ” 2846    πŸ’¬ 202    πŸ“Œ 52

C’mon guys all us neurodivergents occasionally and emphatically gesticulate in front of a crowd like we don’t know what WWII was

21.01.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1098    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 6

These fuckers really confusing Asperger’s and Auschwitz today, huh?

20.01.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 16994    πŸ” 1776    πŸ’¬ 288    πŸ“Œ 64

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