rachelrhetoric

I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

I did not wish to be perceived in this way

ok but what movie is it

I have a cat, icydk

the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born

just guess

one of the clearest signs you're dealing with a strong and principled political movement is when they want to make it illegal to make fun of them

Truly bizarre to see people attacked, shamed, and disciplined for saying things about Charlie Kirk that are 1000x less offensive than what Charlie Kirk said about people

#somethingbeautiful

we have a current president who is exhibiting clear signs of physical breakdown — the bloated cankles, the decomposing hand, the unsteady gait — who has suddenly gone seven days without talking to the press. imagine that: the attention-trollop who for his entire life has been super horny to schmooze the media is now avoiding them. and how does the press react? do they give him the Biden treatment and demand proof of life? absolutely not. they’re all acting like that fucking dog in the house that’s on fire. the press that normalized Donny’s corruption, and normalized Donny’s preening narcissism, and normalized his laziness, his ignorance, his incompetence, and his fascism, has now normalized his decrepitude. just a normal president rotting away in real-time, as presidents do. color me shocked. shocked!

BIG DUMB DONALD TRUMP (OLD LOSER!) "DETERIORATES" BEFORE OUR VERY EYES AND THEN DISAPPEARS FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK — AND OUR WORTHLESS SHITHOLE PRESS CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO ASK ONE QUESTION ABOUT IT. FORTUNATELY, YOUR FAVORITE WRITER JEFF TIEDRICH DOES ASK THE QUESTIONS, IN TODAY'S POST: bit.ly/4g47SfF

We're going to have a big beautiful dark age, perhaps darker than ever before. And I think you'll be very happy

gonna just keep reposting this from @ryanbort.bsky.social @andrewperez.bsky.social and me

www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

#somethingbeautiful

For folks not in DC:
- There are full-on police checkpoints most nights
- Gangs of 30+ federal agents roam DC
- National Guard folks w/ guns patrolling a Harris Teeter
- Every day, multiple friends see ICE kidnapping ppl
- Daycares are scared to have kids go on walks due to ICE

@stevenuniverse.bsky.social hey come back, Bluesky needs SU posting 🥺

Drawing of a puppy with the caption; "be a freak be a weirdo"

Puppy

A popular author with almost thirty thousand followers reskeeted my reskeet and all I got was this t-shirt (and 2 new followers) 🪦

#somethingbeautiful

how insecure do you have to be to block someone with like 3 followers lmfao what a bitch

wait who is that they blocked me too

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

shoulda known when they started using Gulf of America, but this is a special level of “pweese don’t huwt da fwee pwess, mistow pwesident”

Polydactyl kitties are often the sweetest! I wish I could take him 🥺

"Punchline" 💀💀